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rvrrat350

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BBQ RULES:
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women

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Just thought was funny and I would share here since i dont have FB but I just took this picture at the Rec plex in my town a few minutes ago. Was thinking about checking out the inventory as i have always wanted a child and was thinking about calling to see if they had any package deals because at this point in my life I am now currently accepting gently used baby mommas

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Just thought was funny and I would share here since i dont have FB but I just took this picture at the Rec plex in my town a few minutes ago. Was thinking about checking out the inventory as i have always wanted a child and was thinking about calling to see if they had any package deals because at this point in my life I am now currently accepting gently used baby mommas

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Thank you as I understand that’s a kill shelter.
 

LHC Kirby

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haha funny story, well sad actually... coworker wanted the new tacoma trd... everyone in CA had like a 10k markup. He flew up to washington, bought the truck... drove it all the way home. Got like 3 miles from home, tboned by some old lady, totaled.
THAT SUCKS..... I tell people all the time, most accidents happen within 5 miles of home...... it makes sense, as you are in that zone a lot.
 
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