- May 17, 2011
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I was trying to give him a little more credit, but you do know what happens to oatmeal when it just sits and does nothing - it turns to shit. Kinda like his political career - he hasn’t done anything in his 47 years and yet here he is leader of the most powerful country in the world. Oh yeah, he won fairly. Yeah, right.I was only talking about how much space in the cranium was being taken up. Plus I was thinking more like shit than oatmeal.
With age comes wisdom, and well big tits are full of wisdom.Joke for today.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.