Bwahahahahahaha

[regor]

Scientists Warn Eggs Are Causing Thousands of People to ‘Suddenly’ Form Blood Clots

Scientists are now warning the public that consuming eggs could cause blood clots, strokes and heart attacks.

www.planet-today.com

 

[LazyLavey]

Suddenly?

 

[Meaney77]

Thank god the government is looking out for us and our healt and limiting how much we can consume!!

 

[HotRod82]

First video games, now eggs? Focking unreal.

 

[t&y]

It's like they are all in a room just throwing ideas at a wall then running with it. The scariest part of the deal is there are millions out there that will believe them.

 

[monkeyswrench]

It's like they are all in a room just throwing ideas at a wall then running with it. The scariest part of the deal is there are millions out there that will believe them.

Maybe it will help bring the price of eggs down.

 

[ElAzul]

"scientist discovered" LoL time to start telling people I'm a scientist whenever needed

 

[just_floatin]

This is not good news for my side hustle.

 

[yuppie]

I'd like to hear from people that raise their own chickens and eat a ton of eggs coming from their own backyard...

 

[Cole 392]

 

[alohajeff]

I'd like to hear from people that raise their own chickens and eat a ton of eggs coming from their own backyard...

You can't... they all Unexpectedly'd

Aloha

 

[monkeyswrench]

I'd like to hear from people that raise their own chickens and eat a ton of eggs coming from their own backyard...

I'm up to 21 chickens, 17 hens, 4 loudmouth Mf'rs. It's cold and winter, so they've cut back production. We burn through 8-10 eggs a day.
I've been having 2 eggs a day for the better part of 6 years now. I don't know what my cholesterol is. Blood pressure has been pretty consistent 120/80 for several years, even with the added BS going on in life and the world.

Fuk Gates!

 

[JDKRXW]

It's like they are all in a room just throwing ideas at a wall then running with it. The scariest part of the deal is there are millions out there that will believe them.

I hope so .... have you seen the price lately??
I eat about a doz per week - so maybe this idiotic headline will cause a crash in demand so the price goes back to normal.

 

[xlint89]

Scientists have determined Oxygen is causing sudden heart attacks and stroke.

Stop wearing your mask, and place a plastic bag over your head if you want to live.


I'll retract this statement in 6 months like the media.

 

[Devilman]

Scientists have determined Oxygen is causing sudden heart attacks and stroke.

Stop wearing your mask, and place a plastic bag over your head if you want to live.


I'll retract this statement in 6 months like the media.

Caught a ton of shit for posting similar comments on our local health dept. FB page back when the mask hysteria was still strong, lol. Funny thing is, some folks would probably do it

 

[xlint89]

Caught a ton of shit for posting similar comments on our local health dept. FB page back when the mask hysteria was still strong, lol. Funny thing is, some folks would probably do it

Absolutely. Have you ever seen someone wearing 2 masks? (like Fraudchi suggested?)

 

[badgas]

My egg habit is $1.00 per day

 

[xlint89]

My egg habit is $1.00 per day

That explains your screen name

 

[monkeyswrench]

I'll leave this here....

Zerohedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

Gates trying to save humanity? WEF special forces at it again?

 

[Wave Hi]

That explains your screen name

Now that was funny...

 

[Angler]

So they are putting the vax in the chicken feed....