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J5Daytona

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We were supposed to get married in Belize last year and then Covid happened . Well while having lunch yesterday my fiancee says " we have a place rented with a beach in front of it for memorial weekend , So why dont you just marry me there ?"
So now I get to try and put together a small ceremony at the beachcomber in 3 weeks ... seems simple enough lol . So Im reaching out on here to see if anyone cant point me in the right direction of someone who can perform the ceremony . Any help would be greatly appreciated .
 

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Will the honorable reverend be able to perform such a ceremony?
Where is the "Dave the Redeemer" chop when you need it?
 

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getordained.org

Have someone special to you two do it, not some random board member.

That said, I am able to.
 

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If you go to the county clerks office you can get “ordained” for the day.
I’ve wedded a few couples I know. It’s easy
 

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Is this another "Forgive me reverend RiverDave, for I have sinned" thread🤣
I have to say, that was a rather special thread. We all as a group managed to make Dave very uncomfortable, not pissed or laughing, just straight up uncomfortable. That is no small feat for someone with his very public lifestyle.

I bet we can do it again..........
 

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RD, I'm sure his fee is in cases of Coors Light.

Strangely enough we had an ordained minister marry my wife and I and we paid him in handles of Crown.
 

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Universal Life Church. I did it a couple years ago for $39.00 The course? Can you fill out this credit card form and press enter? Yes.. You pass!

I did a vow renewal in Hawaii for some friends. It was fun. My son got ordained too. He performed the ceremony at his friends wedding two years ago in Temecula.

For Havasu? Father RD is your man for sure.
 

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If you go the River Dave route I‘d suggest paying the extra money to get him in the pope hat and robe. Like a $30 t-shirt it is definitely worth the extra money!!!! :read:

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Is this another "C'mon Man" call out thread 🤔
 
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RiverDave

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It’s easy to get ordained online. I did it in one day and had the stuff fed ex’d.. takes 10-15 minutes

I can do it but I’d rather not on Memorial Day
 

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Thanks for all the replies guys . The Ordaining sounds like it could be fun but honestly this will be very small with a handful of friends . What Im looking for is some direction on someone to hire for a quick little ceremony . We havent had much luck searching google and the couple people we have spoken to want us to hire their wedding planner service. Thanks for all the suggestions and if anyone has got not plans on memorial day weekend , feel free to start a mini RDP raft up right off the shore of the beachcomber right around 11 lol
 

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I have a buddy they got married at the nautical few years back I can ask him if he has any info
 

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Dave, will you be running a confessional before hand if you do it? After all it would be the right thing to do.
 

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Thanks for all the replies guys . The Ordaining sounds like it could be fun but honestly this will be very small with a handful of friends . What Im looking for is some direction on someone to hire for a quick little ceremony . We havent had much luck searching google and the couple people we have spoken to want us to hire their wedding planner service. Thanks for all the suggestions and if anyone has got not plans on memorial day weekend , feel free to start a mini RDP raft up right off the shore of the beachcomber right around 11 lol
None of your friends will do it?

what day?
 

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I could rock that shit. i watched Dave do it at AJ's wedding. you might end up getting divorced that night for letting me do it thou.
Someone will definitely have to do a live feed. Or at least record it and post it. 😆 😆


For the record @RiverDave did a really great job at Taylor and AJ's wedding. Took his roll very serious, committed to it and knocked it out of the park.
 

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A very good friend had his best man do it. Did a whole "Where is the minister" bit including a "How to perform weddings for dummies" book included. It was fun and memorable.
 

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None of your friends will do it?

what day?
It will be Saturday the 29th , The only friend that I would have do it is going through quite a bit of personal stuff and I wouldnt want to add anything to his plate . He is the kind of person that would take it too seriously and stress himself to death over it .
 
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