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arch stanton

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This was part of the email card I got the other part is traditional greeting
Wishing You
Happy Holidays

From us ("the wishors") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee"):
Please accept without obligation, explicit or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practice of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions.

Please also accept, under aforesaid waiver of obligation on your part, our best wishes for a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of this calendar year of the Common Era, but with due respect for the calendars of all cultures or sects, and for the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you acknowledge that:

This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal at the wishor's discretion.

This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.

This greeting implies no warranty on the part of the wishors to fulfill these wishes, nor any ability of the wishors to do so, merely a beneficent hope on the part of the wishors that they in fact occur.

This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishors.

This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.

Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Savior", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

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How much did he charge you for that holiday greeting?
 

stephenkatsea

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I've known law firms to throw some extremely nice parties. At least I thought so, until our daughter became Director of Marketing for one of the world's largest international law firms, based in NYC. The affairs they put on were totally off the hook. We're talking exotic foreign destinations, flying people in from all over the world. I once asked my daughter, what do your clients think about this lavish entertaining? Don't they realize it is actually the fees they pay as clients which funds these affairs? Her answer - Dad, this is not at all done for our clients. It's likely most of our clients don't even know about it. This is done only for recruiting. That's what it is all about. We're always after the latest and very best Harvard, Yale etc law school graduates. The competition to grab those top of their class graduates is amazing, fierce and crazy expensive. (I almost referred to them as "Grads". But, these recruits are intelligent, successful and very much sought after. Use of the "Grads" term just doesn't fit here at RDP.)
 
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Lucky Larry

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Classic on the card from your attorney.

Our card came in the mail yesterday
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rmarion

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reminds me of this...

my Honey looked at me with THAT LOOK!!! while we watched this skit....
she asked.... is that True?????

Yep.... it is.... ever since.... 3 line greeting cards at the most...
 
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