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TomD

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...Turns 75 today or should I say 75 turned Chuck Norris today.:yikes :tbi Everybody give your best roundhouse kick for Chuck. :tbi
 

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Chuck doesn't do push-ups...the earth just moves out of Chuck's way...
 

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60% of your bodies mass is water, while 60% of Chuck Norris' is his dick.
 

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"Chuck Norris doesn't misdial, you answered the wrong phone"
 

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[video=youtube;EQkyi1_l6po]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQkyi1_l6po[/video]
 

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75 years young.:thumbup:
 

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Chuck Norris's mom didn't give birth - he punched his way out of the womb
 

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...Turns 75 today or should I say 75 turned Chuck Norris today.:yikes :tbi Everybody give your best roundhouse kick for Chuck. :tbi

Where the hell you are getting your info? You're a little late, his birthday in March 10. :bash:
 

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Where the hell you are getting your info? You're a little late, his birthday in March 10. :bash:

Chuck Norris's B-Day is when ever he wants it to be.....He may even add a couple or skip a few......So what's the point?:skull:D:yikes:bowdown:
 

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I recall when he used to live on Empty Saddle Club....His house and Howey Long's where the go to spot as kids when trick or treating. Hope he is doing well at that age.
 

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Chuck checks his list to see if Santa has been naughty or nice.
 

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Some magicians can walk on water; Chuck Norris can swim through land.
 

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If I could live to be 75 and round house some of the asses in the world, I'd suffer to 75 & 1/4 with a cast. :)
 

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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.....if he ever cried.
 

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How many push ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
 

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This thread is:gayfight and so is chuck:finger

Someone had to:D
 

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There is no life on Mars cause Chuck Norris got there first !
 

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Chuck Norris got bit by a rattle snake. The snake died.
He can slam revolving doors.
He did punch his way put of the womb and shortly after grew a beard.
The boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have a chin under his beard. Its a third fist.
 

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Chuck Norris orders Chinese takeout...
Then gets taken out himself!!

[video=youtube_https;LigxZh2qK2o]https://youtu.be/LigxZh2qK2o[/video]
 
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