TomD
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...Turns 75 today or should I say 75 turned Chuck Norris today.:yikes :tbi Everybody give your best roundhouse kick for Chuck. :tbi
...Turns 75 today or should I say 75 turned Chuck Norris today.:yikes :tbi Everybody give your best roundhouse kick for Chuck. :tbi
Turns out he actually roundhouse kicked his way out of the womb which was later known as the original C-Section!!Chuck Norris's mom didn't give birth - he punched his way out of the womb
Where the hell you are getting your info? You're a little late, his birthday in March 10. :bash:
Turns out he actually roundhouse kicked his way out of the womb which was later known as the original C-Section!!
Don't wreak a good thread lol :yikes:Where the hell you are getting your info? You're a little late, his birthday in March 10. :bash:
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris"Chuck Norris doesn't misdial, you answered the wrong phone"