Corn flakes and masturbation

[Big B Hova]

John Harvey Kellogg invented Cornflakes in 1878 in the hope that plain food would stop people masturbating. Mr Kellogg, the man who created Corn Flakes, produced the cereal in the late 19th century and marketed it as a “healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meal”.

 

[28Eliminator]

Food for thought... lol


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[Loony Toon]

According to fact-check website Snopes, however: "The phrase was never used by Kellogg, nor was it ever used to promote or advertise corn flakes."
In fact, early advertisments from the 1900s promote the cereals as "nutritious and healthful" while telling consumers of their benefits to the digestive system.

Who invented Corn Flakes?
J.H. Kellogg, the founder of the eponymous cereal manufacturer, developed Corn Flakes to provide nourishment to patients at the Kellogg sanitarium in Michigan.
As a devout Seventh Day Adventist, Kellogg believed in strict abstention from almost all forms of sexual activity or contact, even among married, heterosexual couples.

In an 1887 book, Kellogg described masturbation as "self-pollution" and called it "the most dangerous of all sexual abuses".
Kellogg cited several vices as the causes of masturbation including the consumption of "exciting and irritating food".
The doctor-entrepreneur advocated "the most simple, pure and unstimulating diet" as a means to preventing oneself from masturbating.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

With that thread title I have no idea why I opened the thread.
It must have worked because Corn Flakes have never gotten me in the mood.

 

[Wheeler]

John Harvey Kellogg invented Cornflakes in 1878 in the hope that plain food would stop people masturbating. Mr Kellogg, the man who created Corn Flakes, produced the cereal in the late 19th century and marketed it as a “healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meal”.

Believe it or not ...

"His other big contribution to the anaphrodisiac movement? When he was running the Battle Creek Sanitarium he made sure people were constantly getting yogurt enemas. Seems like a good, logical dude."

 

[oldschool]

Watch “Fat the documentary “ it covers a lot of this. Interesting stuff.

 

[WYRD]

Ehh, I prefer cream of wheat..

 

[monkeyswrench]

I'm really thinking the yogurt enema would do a lot to curb my masturbation schedule

Believe it or not ...

"His other big contribution to the anaphrodisiac movement? When he was running the Battle Creek Sanitarium he made sure people were constantly getting yogurt enemas. Seems like a good, logical dude."

 

[Wheeler]

I'm really thinking the yogurt enema would do a lot to curb my masturbation schedule

Grads? Is that you?

 

[4Waters]

John Harvey Kellogg invented Cornflakes in 1878 in the hope that plain food would stop people masturbating. Mr Kellogg, the man who created Corn Flakes, produced the cereal in the late 19th century and marketed it as a “healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meal”.

 

[Big B Hova]

According to fact-check website Snopes, however: "The phrase was never used by Kellogg, nor was it ever used to promote or advertise corn flakes."
In fact, early advertisments from the 1900s promote the cereals as "nutritious and healthful" while telling consumers of their benefits to the digestive system.

Who invented Corn Flakes?
J.H. Kellogg, the founder of the eponymous cereal manufacturer, developed Corn Flakes to provide nourishment to patients at the Kellogg sanitarium in Michigan.
As a devout Seventh Day Adventist, Kellogg believed in strict abstention from almost all forms of sexual activity or contact, even among married, heterosexual couples.

In an 1887 book, Kellogg described masturbation as "self-pollution" and called it "the most dangerous of all sexual abuses".
Kellogg cited several vices as the causes of masturbation including the consumption of "exciting and irritating food".
The doctor-entrepreneur advocated "the most simple, pure and unstimulating diet" as a means to preventing oneself from masturbating.

Why you gotta piss in my cornflakes?

 

[monkeyswrench]

Grads? Is that you?

Nope...not the G' man To be honest, I'm pretty damn sure any enema would mess up anything I'd schedule

 

[rivermobster]

Son of a bitch...

 

[Big B Hova]

Im afraid to Google fruit loops or frosted flakes lol

 

[TrollerDave]

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0111001/plotsummary

They made a movie about it called
"The Road to Wellville"

 

[Big B Hova]

Sounds like a great movie for me to rent for valentine's day


In Wellville, at Battle Creek, eccentric rich Dr. John Harvey Kellogg (Sir Anthony Hopkins) runs a stylish health farm for the wealthy, an idea ahead of its time, based on extreme vegetarianism, neither sex, masturbation, nor even sensual stimulation, but laughing therapy and purging the "polluted" body, mainly by exercises, often in open air, vicious diet, his invention corn flakes, laxatives, anal yogurt cure, enemas, and brutal mechanical cleansing. Eleanor Lightbody (Bridget Fonda) drags her sickly, incredulous husband William (Matthew Broderick) along to the therapy. The couple is almost immediately separated and getting horny for more available members of the opposite sex. Kellogg's stubbornly willful adopted son (amongst over thirty kids) George (Dana Carvey) is a filthy embarrassment, paid off just to stay away. Charles Ossining (John Cusack) panics when arriving in Battle Creek. He finds his aunt's fortune made him partner in the empty shell health food company "Per-fo", not the planned cornflakes factory. However, with a former Wellville employee and George's name, they hope to get rich from their own cornflakes brand. When an electric therapy goes fatally wrong and several other patients die, Will's incredulous reluctance turns to panic.
—KGF Vissers

 

[Rajobigguy]

According to fact-check website Snopes, however: "The phrase was never used by Kellogg, nor was it ever used to promote or advertise corn flakes."
In fact, early advertisments from the 1900s promote the cereals as "nutritious and healthful" while telling consumers of their benefits to the digestive system.

Who invented Corn Flakes?
J.H. Kellogg, the founder of the eponymous cereal manufacturer, developed Corn Flakes to provide nourishment to patients at the Kellogg sanitarium in Michigan.
As a devout Seventh Day Adventist, Kellogg believed in strict abstention from almost all forms of sexual activity or contact, even among married, heterosexual couples.

In an 1887 book, Kellogg described masturbation as "self-pollution" and called it "the most dangerous of all sexual abuses".
Kellogg cited several vices as the causes of masturbation including the consumption of "exciting and irritating food".
The doctor-entrepreneur advocated "the most simple, pure and unstimulating diet" as a means to preventing oneself from masturbating.

You shoudn't believe everything you read on the internet (especially snopes). The fact is the John Kelloggs brother, William Kellogg is the one who developed Corn Flakes and later established the Kelloggs cereal company.

 

[lbhsbz]

Why you gotta piss in my cornflakes?

That's not piss

 

[monkeyswrench]

That's not piss

Well then...are they "Frosted Flakes"?

 

[DB / HAV]

Im afraid to Google fruit loops or frosted flakes lol

And Lucky Charms

 

[JD D05]

I need my coffee before I jerk off anyway.

 

[lbhsbz]

Well then...are they "Frosted Flakes"?

Another fine Kelloggs product

 

[LAZARUS]

I masturbate like crazy while eating Frosted Flakes.

 

[Rotten deal]

Whatever you do don't eat Wheaties. It made Bruce Jenner cut his cock off.

 

[Spudsbud]

Ehh, I prefer cream of wheat..

and uhhhhh...... how is Mr. Wheat these days?

 

[rvrrun]

...but what about masturbation and Cheetos?

 

[cofooter]

...but what about masturbation and Cheetos?

Don't do it, your junk will turn orange.

 

[Taboma]

Don't do it, your junk will turn orange.

So Orange Wang Bad ?

 

[spectra3279]

At least it's not like wheaties and turns you into a tranny.

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[DaytonaBabe]

He's wrong. Masturbation is the breakfast of champions.


Anyone else feeling like a champ today? [emoji16][emoji38]

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[buck35]

He's wrong. Masturbation is the breakfast of champions.


Anyone else feeling like a champ today? [emoji16][emoji38]

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Well, you said a mouthful there!

 

[Ziggy]

Geez louise... the myth has morphed.
Corn flake jokes were made because of their resemblance to dehydrated jizz.

 

[Ziggy]

He's wrong. Masturbation is the breakfast of champions.


Anyone else feeling like a champ today? [emoji16][emoji38]

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Chinese eyes

 

[pronstar]

Kellogg also pushed circumcision to punish boy caught masturbating.

Here’s what he advocated:

A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases. The soreness which continues for several weeks interrupts the practice, and if it had not previously become too firmly fixed, it may be forgotten and not resumed.


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[HotRod82]

John Harvey Kellogg invented Cornflakes in 1878 in the hope that plain food would stop people masturbating. Mr Kellogg, the man who created Corn Flakes, produced the cereal in the late 19th century and marketed it as a “healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meal”.

I'm here to inform you all it didn't work.........

 

[2Driver]

Its my soap and my dick Ill wash it as fast as I want to.

 

[DrunkenSailor]