Dildo shop just got robbed by our house

[ONE-A-DAY]

Armed robbery at the north end adult book store about an hour ago. Got $300 and some other toys.

 

[rivermobster]

Make it a large please...

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

Is that where all the fake dicks hang out?

 

[port austin pirate]

APB Just issued for Grads

 

[wallnutz]

Grads has to do something since he got the boot outta here.

 

[dspracing]

You would think a guy might consider the amount of cash business a place is doing before trying to commit an armed robbery. Unless of course the only thing on his mind was a big black dildo.

 

[WATERDOG]

You would think a guy might consider the amount of cash business a place is doing before trying to commit an armed robbery. Unless of course the only thing on his mind was a big black dildo.

No kidding. I can't believe he got 300.

 

[Brokeboatin221]

Sad when the Dick store gets fucked. Hopefully that Dick ends up being the one getting fucked.

 

[Ace in the Hole]

Grads has to do something since he got the boot outta here.

I wondered...I thought he may have suffocated on Bidens limp noodle since I hadn't seen much from him...what did he do to push the envelope this time?

 

[Ziggy]

I'd like to thank the store for displaying American flags.

 

[sirbob]

Who does a hold up with a long rifle? or a shot gun?

I thought that kind of crime was all about the hand gun. Shows what I know about holding up stores!

 

[RCDave]

Amazing the Balls some Criminals have. Too bad he came up Short

 

[Backlash]

People just trying to get a head.

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

I wonder how timely that Havasu Scanner Feed thing is on FB. They posted it about an hour ago, I have driven by twice now in the last few hours on the way to Lowes and there is not once cop car in the parking lot and they are open.

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

Who does a hold up with a long rifle? or a shot gun?

I thought that kind of crime was all about the hand gun. Shows what I know about holding up stores!

At a sex toy store he figured it would be less noticeable with a shotgun jammed down his pants, cashier may have figured he had a raging hard on.

 

[sirbob]

At a sex toy store he figured it would be less noticeable with a shotgun jammed down his pants, cashier may have figured he had a raging hard on.

speaking of the cashier... any other shots above the skinny jeans and semen galoshes?

 

[2Driver]

Dildo stores and armed robberies, well at least they are watering the course again.

 

[cxr]

Grads says this news article is fake .. he didnt get no 300.00

 

[Looking Glass]

How did You know they do Sell "DILDO's"

 

[$hot]

It’s a cock catastrophe

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

How did You know they do Sell "DILDO's"

What else would they sell in an "adult store" "caprisun and bug juice"?!?!

Sometimes you should think before you type!? Just sayin..

 

[Universal Elements]

I just hope for his sake an outlaw mc doesn’t own that store. Could be dildo caboodle for his ass.

 

[Orange Juice]

Look how’s he’s holding the gun. I’d kick his ass.

 

[Looking Glass]

What else would they sell in an "adult store" "caprisun and bug juice"?!?!

Sometimes you should think before you type!? Just sayin..

So You know what they Sell in Adult Stores?


Run along now, you have a "Ghetto Cruiser" to polish.

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

Look how’s he’s holding the gun. I’d kick his ass.

Seabass.

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

So You know what they Sell in Adult Stores?


Run along now, you have a "Ghetto Cruiser" to polish.

Looking Glass = "Full" OF class.

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

So You know what they Sell in Adult Stores?


Run along now, you have a "Ghetto Cruiser" to polish.

Yep, sure do.. have you never been in an adult store with your wife or girlfriend? If not you might want to give it a shot! And if you say no to that, I almost bet you have been in one "by yourself"

 

[Looking Glass]

Yep, sure do.. have you never been in an adult store with your wife or girlfriend? If not you might want to give it a shot! And if you say no to that, I almost bet you have been in one "by yourself"

O.K. Pro.

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

So You know what they Sell in Adult Stores?


Run along now, you have a "Ghetto Cruiser" to polish.

And do you have a problem with my "ghetto cruiser"? Hell I'm pretty sure I have yet to see a pic of your boat, vehicle or wife or hell even a pic of you near water pretty sure this is a boating forum that you provide no content too besides trying to call people out every thread you post in, in the lounge!!

Good day sir

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

O.K. Pro.

Ohh hell, my bad.. I guess you would actually need a girl to hang out that isnt "by the hour"

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

How did You know they do Sell "DILDO's"

We stop in on our way to the mexican restaurant next door sometimes when they have specials and sales, I mean it couldnt be more convinent. Although the back room "stalls" with the "pick a theme" set up seems a bit over the top, I imagine the floors are pretty crunchy. There are always a few cars in the parking lot every day, I guess free pornhub gets old after awhile.

 

[Activated]

We stop in on our way to the mexican restaurant next door sometimes when they have specials and sales, I mean it couldnt be more convinent. Although the back room "stalls" with the "pick a theme" set up seems a bit over the top, I imagine the floors are pretty crunchy. There are always a few cars in the parking lot every day, I guess free pornhub gets old after awhile.

I was impressed that you had access to their cameras.

 

[wallnutz]

I was impressed that you had access to their cameras.

It's a dirty job...

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

I was impressed that you had access to their cameras.

They have them on live feed I hear.

 

[Rajobigguy]

So what's the protocol for taking down an armed dildo store robber? Do you shoot him with rubber bullets?

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

So what's the protocol for taking down an armed dildo store robber? Do you shoot him with rubber bullets?

I always heard it was a "blast to the face"?

 

[monkeyswrench]

I know the thread is about Grand Theft Dildo...
But what exactly is a "ghetto cruiser"?
I mean, I'm half Mexican, had cars and trucks on juice and on air...but I also roll around in an 86 Chevy 1/2 ton, and have been known to even have a ladder rack.
Are we talking True Spokes with chrome coils, or bondo and spray bomb?

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

I know the thread is about Grand Theft Dildo...
But what exactly is a "ghetto cruiser"?
I mean, I'm half Mexican, had cars and trucks on juice and on air...but I also roll around in an 86 Chevy 1/2 ton, and have been known to even have a ladder rack.
Are we talking True Spokes with chrome coils, or bondo and spray bomb?

He is referring to the commuter car I just bought..

Far from "ghetto" and not really a "cruiser".. but at times you just have to "smile and nod"

 

[nowski]

Grads has to do something since he got the boot outta here.

What makes you so sure he got the boot???

 

[Good Stuff]

Guess Mrs @ONE-A-DAY found something to do during her retirement.

 

[Terminal Velocity]

He would have gotten my Cash, no way I’m using a CC. Big Brother knows enough what I buy.

 

[Orange Juice]

It know the thread is about Grand Theft Dildo...
But what exactly is a "ghetto cruiser"?
I mean, I'm half Mexican, had cars and trucks on juice and on air...but I also roll around in an 86 Chevy 1/2 ton, and have been known to even have a ladder rack.
Are we talking True Spokes with chrome coils, or bondo and spray bomb?

I starts to lean getto cruiser, when it’s missing an ignition key, but still runs.

 

[Danger Dave]

Amazing the Balls some Criminals have. Too bad he came up Short

Sometimes the comedic long road is not worth the trip. This was one of those times.

 

[Todd Mohr]

He would have gotten my Cash, no way I’m using a CC. Big Brother knows enough what I buy.

Smart robber, nobody wants the dildo place on their CC statement, cash business with customers that don't want to be on the news as an eye witness.....

 

[F.U.IRS]

I wonder how timely that Havasu Scanner Feed thing is on FB. They posted it about an hour ago, I have driven by twice now in the last few hours on the way to Lowes and there is not once cop car in the parking lot and they are open.

Every cop show I watch, they say the perps like to go back by the scene of the crime. Just saying

 

[monkeyswrench]

I starts to lean getto cruiser, when it’s missing an ignition key, but still runs.

Well, in that case I haven't had one in 20 years or so

 

[just_floatin]

Robbing a sex shop definitely violates the penal code. Sounds like owners really got shafted.

 

[Desert Whaler]

is that Dennis Rodman ?

 

[4Waters]

I always heard it was a "blast to the face"?

Or a shot in the ass

 

[Groper]

Lets all hope this ends with a happy ending