Do You Have A Yen?

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[bobbytheboozer]

Yes.

 

[spectra3279]

A severe case of yellow fever

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[pronstar]

The real question, Asian or Oriental?

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[thmterry]

The real question, Asian or Oriental?

Answer in 3...2...1...


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Asian..........Oriental is food

 

[WhatExit?]

Good find (animated Asian girls) - add a little wasabi and soy sauce - don't even need chopsticks

 

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[SoCalDave]

Hey I know her, Sum Yug Fuk.

 

[oldschool]

Might be some Won in there, hopefully no Dong.

 

[fat rat]

LBFM.....what we use to call them in the military!

 

[Wadernation]

oh yes...yellow fever all the way and this reminds me of a classic joke...

"A California business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, the Californian knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep. The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Californian joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!" Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked "Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?"

 

[WhatExit?]

Funny! Butt, "wrong hole" in Japanese is "Machigatta ana" - don't ask me how I know

 

[oldschool]

Funny! Butt, "wrong hole" in Japanese is "Machigatta ana" - don't ask me how I know

Japanese prison?

 

[Mandelon]

Do I have a yen? I didn't before, but I do now!

 

[WhatExit?]

Japanese prison?

Good one!

 

[jeepdog]

I knew it was a yellow day....[emoji16]

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[nameisbond]

My SIL is Chinese so she try's hooking me up with her Asian friends all the time. A sort of well known secret about Canada. Well they changed the laws in 2014, but didn't make the prostitutes illegal. Yep, prostitution is legal here in Canada. Back when I was in high school going to a strip club and then getting a rub and tug was no biggie cause you wouldn't get arrested. So net they have about 10 Asian massage parlors just in my town alone.

info here: https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/d/therapeutic-services/search/ths

Basically every girl pictured is on the menu in my small still religious back water town. Vancouver and its all over that city. Not sure if Van has more Asian massage parlors or sushi restaurants in strip malls. The one I go too for sushi has three massage parlors in the same plaza and two more in the next door plaza..............

 

[nameisbond]

I messed up my knees and lower back skiing in 2010. I gave up looking for a no happy ending massage. Even the places women go to here give us guys a menu of tipped extras.

 

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