Dog shit....

[Headless hula]

So.....



I've had dogs around my entire life. I lost my "jack" around 2.5 years ago. He was a yellow lab. Great personality, big ole "herp-a-derp" fuggin dog....


More of a "hey guys, you got sumthin to eat", than a "I'm going to eat your face" kinda dog....



Long story shorter, my new neighbor has a CARBON COPY of my old lab. Same personality, same demeanor, same build... could LITERALLY be my old dog.

Neighbor guy is awesome, we have a lot in common, similar interests, within a couple years of being the same age,.... etc...


We get off on the right foot. All is good.





Enter his demented girlfriend.

She has this little ankle biter terrier asshole of a dog...


The dog is fine, he begs for treats, he'll do tricks, what not. Likes to YAP/BARK at EVERY little noise, but whatever...



BTW....dogs OWNER DOES NOT LIVE HERE. THIS "C" YOU NEXT THURSDAY has her OWN HOUSE IN THE NEXT TOWN OVER.................




Neighbor dude religiously cleans up after the ELEPHANT SIZED shits his dog leaves....


Neighbor guys C YOU NEXT THURSDAY elects to NOT clean up after her little shitbox dogs mess. (Both of which have made a habit of taking a dump in my backyard)...



About 3 weeks ago I made it perfectly clear that I had a HUGE FUCKING problem with tiny ankle biter piles of shit in my yard and the non tax paying, non owner, that is a goddammed GUEST here needs to pick up the "slack" AKA PILES OF DOGSHIT THAT CAME FROM HER LITTLE ASSHOLE OF A DOG. again, I reiterate, that I have no problem with my neighbor, it's his inconsiderate "fu king cunt of a guest"......



So, last week Thursday, it's time to mow the grass. I had to stop mowing no less than FOUR FOUCKING TIMES TO PICK UP TINY ANKLE BITER PILES OF DOGSHIT.



Fine.



Poptart shows up, we left to go boating...



5 hours later, pull the boat on the lift, carrying stuff from the boat to my deck, and guess what.


Step in a fresh. Fucking. Pile. Of the neighbors fucking cunt of dogs shit......




Oh my God am I glad I wasnt carrying a firearm, or that the inconsiderate fucking cunt wasnt outdoors.



Guess what?


I happily gathered it up using a plastic bag.


Then skipped like a 6 year old on an Easter egg hunt down the driveway, opened her car door and dropped the plastic bag full of dogshit on her car seat.



Fuck you lazy bitch. Oh, its 90° out and your windshield is in the sun? PERFECT.



Wanna keep a pet,? THEN CLEAN UP AFTER IT.

Adopt a dog. Adopt a fucking crocodile I dont care. Dont care for it or clean up its mess, and yooooooore a bigger piece of shit than the folks that dropped it off at the shelter to begin with.





RANT OVER.

 

[Carlson-jet]

LIKEABOSS!!

 

[Ziggy]

If there is a next time empty the plastic bag when you return it....like turning up the volume on the stereo so the message gets heard.

 

[Singleton]

Classic.
Have the same mentality. Clean your dogs shit up or don’t own a dog.

 

[Headless hula]

LIKEABOSS!!

In hindsite, I probably should've held out for a place with more space between the houses, but JESUS CHRIST ON A HONDA....


Could you be a bigger peice of shit?

 

[wallnutz]

Nice work!

 

[MisplacedSooner]

As my son would say, Triggered!! Haha. Go do a Jim Carey in there yard and return the favor while reading a newspaper.

 

[Carlson-jet]

In hindsite, I probably should've held out for a place with more space between the houses, but JESUS CHRIST ON A HONDA....


Could you be a bigger peice of shit?

Ima few beers in.
Am I piece of shit or the Bitch with the little dog who shits in your yard?

 

[bocco]

Hula you need to keep this thread going. Plus pics of "C" YOU NEXT THURSDAY.

 

[Ouderkirk]

you're right on point...What is it with women and dogs that are a football with a built in tee.

 

[Your ad here]

Tag. Waiting on the outcome.

 

[jeepdog]

dam it Sean pissing matches suck, but ....I'm in

 

[Headless hula]

Ima few beers in.
Am I piece of shit or the Bitch with the little dog who shits in your yard?

Yes. Pay attention ya degenerate.

 

[Yellowboat]

Never date a women with a small dog. She will treat that dog better than you.

 

[Cole Brewed]

I think I would have to glove up, smear the steamer under her car door handles, windshield, side mirrors, back up camera, etc. no point messing up your neighbors house , but a shitty job on her car might get the point across. Sure would be satisfying if it were a Jaguar, Mercedes, BMW, Range Rover. Stinky revenge....

Maybe a steamer on her exhaust....


evil laugh.

 

[Rotten deal]

If the door was locked i would of wiped it under her door handle. Door open smear in the vents. But the seat is a good start.

 

[RiverDave]

I am dying to see how this plays out.

 

[Headless hula]

Neighbor stopped by. All is good ,till his c you next Thursday apologizes....

 

[SBMech]

Fuck yea Sean!

No better time to SPELL IT FUCKING OUT for the lazy asshole than RIGHT NOW!

Seriously one of my pet peeves as well, lazy dog owners suck, wish there was a law that forced them eat it if caught neglecting their civic duty to pick up after their animal.......*evil laugh*....

 

[Headless hula]

I think I would have to glove up, smear the steamer under her car door handles, windshield, side mirrors, back up camera, etc. no point messing up your neighbors house , but a shitty job on her car might get the point across. Sure would be satisfying if it were a Jaguar, Mercedes, BMW, Range Rover. Stinky revenge....

Maybe a steamer on her exhaust....


evil laugh.

C you next Thursday drives a Saturn...


Not much to detract from....

 

[Headless hula]

I am dying to see how this plays out.

He texted his apologies, offered to bring beers and talk about it. He showed up, and we've had great chat. Now, for the time being, I'm out of smokes, so I'm to the gas station. Dizzy dog shit bitch just showed up, so I'll be interested to see what her demeanor is in the a.m......

 

[DrunkenSailor]

I'm just picturing ya skipping down the driveway with a bag of shit swinging by your side and I can't stop laughing. Keep on keeping on man.fing love it.

 

[Headless hula]

Believe me, I miss my old "neighborhood" at this point ....


Neighbors cat showed up looking like a stray? I didn't leave the property....
It never suffered, believe me. I love all animals, especially pets...
Would NEVER want an animal to suffer...
But fer fucks sake. Take car of 'em...

Itll die swiftly in my yard. Mr. Ruger didn't give a single fuck.



Now,..... well,....... it's a little different story. If "old scruffy" goes missing, the while neighborhood will be plastered with signs depicting "scruffy" catching frisbees, teaching the blind to walk, etc.








Well, guess what...

Dont pick up after the fucking "war hero scruffy"????


fuck you, and fuck him. His ass is grass.....




Edited for clarity..

 

[Headless hula]

I'm just picturing ya skipping down the driveway with a bag of shit swinging by your side and I can't stop laughing. Keep on keeping on man.fing love it.

I should've had poptart take video...


A perfectly good white claw came out her nose...

 

[Deja_Vu]

I thought your supposed to put it on their doorstep and light the bag on fire and ring the bell lol

 

[Headless hula]

I thought your supposed to put it on their doorstep and light the bag on fire and ring the bell lol

We dont have doorbells in this neighborhood.


Fuck man, we dont even lock our doors or cars....


I wanted it to get get stinky......


Full sun on a beautifully sunny afternoon was message enough.

 

[robby dmax]

Absolutely priceless...love it!!
All you have to do is clean up the mess..

 

[Headless hula]

Absolutely priceless...love it!!
All you have to do is clean up the mess..

No, no I dont....


I dont have a dog....


I have to clean up my mess, which frankly, is quite simple....


There will be one empty can on my deck in the morning. Nothing more, maybe nothing less. Depends if I have company.


My guests are housebroken......

 

[Headless hula]

Hey, random fuckwits with pets.....


Clean up after your animals, or leave them in the hovel from which you came.....

 

[Headless hula]

Oh, and all you fucking assholes that bring your pile of fuck dogs to the sandbar to "enjoy" a day on the water....



Fuck you and your belligerent dog that doesn't react well with "new" people., and fuck you to the folks that bring your dog to get in a fight with the next idiot that decided it was a "good" idea to bring "fido, or fifi" along on the boat excursion....



If you idiots havent exposed your animals or "pets" and "socialized" them, and I need to listen to your fucking mutt bark its fool head off while trying to relax whole on the water? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW????

fuck off dooooode....


Your dog is an asshole because YOU'RE an asshole....


They are LITERARY a product of their environment.

 

[Headless hula]

Holy balls....


This is turning into more of a H2O Toie thread by the second.....

(With less spelling errors)​

Time to keep draining cans and put down the phone....

 

[Headless hula]

FOCK!

 

[Headless hula]

Alrighty, screw you guys. I'm going to get smokes....




And for all you left wing fucktards, theres LITERALLY NO HOUSES BETWEEN MY PLACE AND THE BAR THAT SELLS CIGARETTES, SO THE ONLY LIVES I'LL BE ENDANGERING ARE MY FELLOW ALCOHOLICS........



We all need a thrill once in a while, so it'll be cool to see who takes the ditch first.

 

[Carlson-jet]

FOCK! View attachment 781051

That's the short list. LOL
Grab some beer << edit.

 

[Headless hula]

That's the short list. LOL
Grab some beer << edit.

I'm out of smokes, not beer....


I'll NEVER be short on beer or other means....



Smokes, on the other hand....


Well, that has occasionally become an over site....

 

[milkmoney]

Shenanigans.......[emoji202]

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[Headless hula]

Shenanigans.......[emoji202]

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Finally showed up to clean up your mess?


You've shat in more threads than have ever been started....


Go crap somewhere else.




Seriously Dave...


Lots of folks have had enough.


(No funny emoji inserted here)


Your innuendo has grown tiresome.

 

[JB in so cal]

Take a tobacco laden breath. Try to relax.

 

[milkmoney]

Finally showed up to clean up your mess?


You've shat in more threads than have ever been started....


Go crap somewhere else.




Seriously Dave...


Lots of folks have had enough.


(No funny emoji inserted here)


Your innuendo has grown tiresome.

Thank you. Have another beer

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[Headless hula]

Thank you. Have another beer

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If YOU (the most "abrasive" fuck on here, dont get the joke")


Go have another one yourself ya cheap fuk!

 

[milkmoney]

If YOU (the most "abrasive" fuck on here, dont get the joke")


Go have another one yourself ya cheap fuk!

Lmao. Most abrasive ..u been listing to rd to long ..breath.

Cheap fuk....well let's see , when did you ever buy me a beer . Oh wait , u gave me a hula coozie ...

I cant drink right now , dealing with explosive material.

Calm down tiger, I jus said
Sheninagins...lol

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[Outdrive1]

If you have a dog. Take care of your fucking dog.

If you start a thread. Dont let Milk dud or yellowgoat side track them.


There are somethings in life that are intolerable.

Sean I would have wiped my foot off on her seat. Fuck her.


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[Headless hula]

Nah man. Truth kinda stings sometimes.


I'm here to tell ya.
Lots of folks here have sent me p.ms, etc

RD is not the only one tired of your bullshit in threads or otherwise.


Hate to be the bearer of the truth.


Just sayin. I have ZERO problem with spilling the 'beans", but SERIOUSLY.....



Lots of folks have grown tired of the "milkmoney" program....


Quit shitting in the lawn and not cleaning it up.

 

[Activated]

I have always felt threadjacks were in good fun, and kept threads to the top.

This place seems to be taking itself a little serious lately.

 

[Tractorsdontfloat]

Settle down Hula!

Agree faaaktards take care of yer critters, but damn man! Have a smoke and a beer and push in the clutch! And give yer balls a tug ya titty fucker!

Ok now that you’ve laughed for a second , carry on! I’m in!

 

[Headless hula]

DOGSHIT kinda turned into dogshit.



Dave, yoooore an alright guy.

I put up with you hitting on my girl.


Her words....."hes harmless"...


Time for you to fly.....




Just sayin.


Haven't seen havasu peeps in almost 2 years, and they're saying the same things.



You've outlasted your welcome. Move on.

 

[Headless hula]

Settle down Hula!

Agree faaaktards take care of yer critters, but damn man! Have a smoke and a beer and push in the clutch! And give yer balls a tug ya titty fucker!

Ok now that you’ve laughed for a second , carry on! I’m in!

Nah....



Some fuckwit tryin to get in on my action is a poorly raised soul.


Guy is a piece of shit, just like the title of this thread. Theres other folks here that will agree with this sentiment.


Whether public or private,


This fuckwit needs to be voted off the island.



I'll happily abstain until this happens.
Yea. That's an ultimatum.



Vote for one or the other.



RD has nothing to do anyway.


I have no problem picking up my ball and going home.

 

[coolchange]

You've got to stop being so subtle and talkin in innuendo in your threads!
The house I used to live in started where the sidewalk ended. Old house front yard split rail fence in the dirt just rolled down into a culvert in the street
Lady down the street used to walk her little shitlap dog in front of my house and decide that that was a good place for to drop its deuce
My wife confronted her, I confronted her, same thing.
So one time I see her coming and get ready. So I called Hank to the front door. Hank was a mutt, that can stand on his hind legs and stare a 6-foot man in the eye while looking through the backdoor. Best description would be a Rottweiler on Dobby legs. 135 lbs.
I wait till the little shitlap dog is about to do his business, and open the door. I say "Hank!"and Hank trots out looking at and headed for the lady. The lady picks up her dog mid shit and runs off almost screaming and mumbling something at me.
Never saw her piece of shit dog again.

 

[Headless hula]

You've got to stop being so subtle and talkin in innuendo in your threads!
The house I used to live in started where the sidewalk ended. Old house front yard split rail fence in the dirt just rolled down into a culvert in the street
Lady down the street used to walk her little shitlap dog in front of my house and decide that that was a good place for to drop its deuce
My wife confronted her, I confronted her, same thing.
So one time I see her coming and get ready. So I called Hank to the front door. Hank was a mutt, that can stand on his hind legs and stare a 6-foot man in the eye while looking through the backdoor. Best description would be a Rottweiler on Dobby legs. 135 lbs.
I wait till the little shitlap dog is about to do his business, and open the door. I say "Hank!"and Hank trots out looking at and headed for the lady. The lady picks up her dog mid shit and runs off almost screaming and mumbling something at me.
Never saw her piece of shit dog again.

I'd have LOVED to have had the opportunity to even have met that dog...


I've been in construction since 1998....

I've probably met a 1000 doggies...

In all those interactions,

Been bit once..



That dog was beaten.....



Doggies are purely a product of their home.



Shit on yooooooore lawn is what happens when you let it slide.

Pick yooooore poison.

 

[Headless hula]

Keep letting the SHIT accumulate, and the next thing you know, there's shit in the potato salad.



I guess I've had my fill of SHIT...

figuratively, literally, and subjectively.





No more SHIT in my life, my threads, or my fucking yard.






I guess today was the day...