Forgot My Anniversary.

[941Punk]

Sooooo, I forgot our anniversary, wife was really pissed, she told me, tomorrow I expect to see a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds. Next morning she looked out of the window & saw a package in the drive tied with a red bow, confused, she picked up the box & brought in the house, opened it & found a brand new bathroom scale. Doc said I will be out of the ICU tomorrow if you care to visit.

 

[Sherpa]

lol.

 

[azsunfun]

i have no problem remembering! wife reminds me everytime!

 

[RitcheyRch]

Classic and get well soon

 

[Ziggy]

 

[BUDMAN]

No need to remember. Not married

 

[SoCalDave]

I forgot our 26th anniversary and let me tell ya that will never happen again!

 

[LuauLounge]

My wife and I are sitting on our front deck down at the river. A long time friend shows up with a bottle of champagne and flowers. We both look at him and ask what's this for........

My wife and I both forgot our 15th anniversary

 

[C_J_J_C]

Over 16 years and we have both forgot a few times. The important part....... she forgot first. I'm in the clear forever.

 

[Badchoices03]

My wife usually reminds me by showing me what I bought her for our anniversary....sometimes I swear our anniversary comes around more then once a year...LMAO

 

[Rayson1971]

I forgot our 26th anniversary and let me tell ya that will never happen again!

Of course it won't happen again . You can't have another 26th anniversary.

 

[Happy Smitty]

Of course it won't happen again . You can't have another 26th anniversary.

Technically you can. It involves having more than one wife.

 

[Headless hula]

Technically you can. It involves having more than one wife.

Who wants to go through that twice though?

 

[WYRD]

My wife and I were laying in bed the other night talking about sexual fantasies and I mentioned having a threesome. She seemed intrigued and shyfully asked who I had in mind.....apparently, her sister and best friend Tiffany was not the right answer