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Well-Known Inmate #'s 2584 & 20161
- Joined
- Jul 19, 2017
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1. My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 pounds. I only have 14 to go.
2. I ate a salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now?
3. How to prepare Tofu:
a. Throw it in the trash
b. Grill some meat
4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web
5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes
6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it
7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Yeah, Me neither.
10. I may not be that funny or athletic or great looking or extremely smart or super-talented. I forgot where I was going with this.
11. I love getting older. I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.
12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
2. I ate a salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now?
3. How to prepare Tofu:
a. Throw it in the trash
b. Grill some meat
4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web
5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes
6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it
7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Yeah, Me neither.
10. I may not be that funny or athletic or great looking or extremely smart or super-talented. I forgot where I was going with this.
11. I love getting older. I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.
12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
