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LBsuperJET

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So a few buddies and i were joking around earlier today about creative ways to tell someone to get lost...i couldnt come up w/ many at all but the ones i thought of were like 'go play in a hurricane' or 'go pee on an electric fense'....so i was thinking where i could get some more? then it hit me...riverdaves!...so come on you smartasses, belt em out :skull
 

RiverDave

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Kick rocks kid.. (always one of my favorites)

RD
 

RitcheyRch

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Take a long walk off a short pier.

Or simply, Go fock yourself.
 

RiverDave

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little slow there RG.. :D (he deleted his post)

RD
 

rivergames

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My dad used to tell me to "Go play on the freeway"

:D
 

LBsuperJET

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LOL awesome guys keep them coming i like the pier one :D

Reid
 

RiverDave

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Some guy I used to know said something like "Go fuck a rolling donut" or something.. Truthfully I never got it? LOL

RD
 

RiverDave

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Biff's favorite "Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here!" :D

RD
 

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Why don't you go out back and play a game of hide and go fuck yourself....:fingers:
 

RiverDave

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If it's a kid.. "Don't you have to go play in traffic or something?"

RD
 

ChumpChange

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Make like a tree and go. :D

McFly!

Make like a tree and leave!
 

Wmc

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get off my case toilet face:fingers:
 

OCMerrill

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We call it "Long leap off a short pier"

Chase parked cars

Your brain is calling. It would like you to purchase a box of IQ on your way home.

Go outside and practice falling down. I'll be there in an hour to test your skills.
 

Wmc

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You got no skills so beat it
 

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Some guy I used to know said something like "Go fuck a rolling donut" or something.. Truthfully I never got it? LOL

RD


That would be "Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut!"
 

RitcheyRch

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Make like a banana and split.

Make like a tree and leave.
 

RiverDave

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so its ok to use Fuck on the RDP

Well I'm not going to go just sayin "fuck" every other word.. but if it helps to make a fuckin point I occasionally use the word if ya know what i mean.. LOL

there's no language filter on here though like there is on other sites.

RD
 

Marko

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Make like horse shit and HIT THE TRAIL.
 

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make like a baby and head out first.........
 

Ratso

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Make like Michael Jackson and Beat It...
 

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When I get home, I'm gonna punch your momma in the mouth!
 

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Why don't you make like tom brown and work up some visible ass moisture while working out in a co-ed spin class.
 

Slow What

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when on a road trip with annoying people it's..:blah::grumble:

hey let's play a little game,,,it's called i drive ,, you shut the fuck up:D
 

Carlson-jet

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"I think I hear your mom calling you" :fingers:
 

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Do everyone a favor, go get a visectomy and save the world from another ahole..
 

Wheeler

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Why don't you shit and fall back in it.
 

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You better go tell your momma she's calling you.
 

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Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya
 

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When ever I wanted something my dad always said "Want in one hand and shit in the other and see which one comes first"
 

HOOTER SLED-

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I like the perfect one for a total bitch..........Shut up bitch, see you next Tuesday. :D


Lemme splain

C
U
Next
Tuesday

Or if you see her in a week....... she should be off the rag and less of a bitch. :D:skull:fingers:
 

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Ah why don't you just go shit in your hat! :party2:
 

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Are you still here??



The street lights are on now. Don't you have to go home?



To quote Eddie Murphy in 48 hours--"Get the fuck outta here!"
 
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