He says he "just slipped and fell."

[PlumLoco]

Apparently he has the absolutely worst luck.

https://www.insider.com/uk-man-wwii-shell-lodged-in-rectum-bomb-squad-called-2021-12

 

[HocusPocus]

 

[Kenny D]

RICHARD GERE..??

 

[OLDRAAT]

Richard Gerbil...

 

[rrrr]

The British newspaper Metro reported that procedures to remove objects from patients' rectums cost the National Health Service (NHS) around £340,000 ($450,000) a year.

I'm speechless.

 

[LazyLavey]

Worked West Hollywood for many years... Probably the most grotesque was a guy who found great pleasure when his partner dry fired his pistol you know where........ Well, he was a bleeder.....

Damn... those front sites are sharp

Thought I'd seen everything till now ...

 

[TrollerDave]

When did GRADS moved to England? Was the bomb red?

I should of known not to open this thread.

 

[shunter2005]

Years ago, guy came into our county hospital ER and trauma center and told doctors he had pain in his lower intestine area. They took an x ray and found a flashlight stuck way up ass. Doctor came and told him what he found and of course, the guy tried to explain it away. The doctor then asked. "Do you want us to take it out or just change the batteries for you?" Guy got pissed and reported him. They gave the doctor a day off. Had to be worth it. LOL....

 

[Dettom]

Worked West Hollywood for many years... Probably the most grotesque was a guy who found great pleasure when his partner dry fired his pistol you know where........ Well, he was a bleeder.....

Damn... those front sites are sharp

Thought I'd seen everything till now ...

I took a guy to the ER for a jail check once, that had a 3/8 ratchet in his ass…and not one of those Harbor Freight cheapies. It was a Snap-On. Guess he preferred the non knurled handle..

 

[WYRD]

Just tap the primer...done deal

 

[welldigger00]

My brothers wife “crashed” on a bicycle and had the “handlebars” jam up her ass,that required surgery. Still for the life of me can’t figure out why they would tell anyone a damn thing about what happened, and just say it was appendicitis.