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I'm calling you out! Your fuckin asshole. You may have a bad ass boat for a fuckin midget. Tell me to shut the fuck up one more time you piece of shit. Oh and you so bad ass you sick your dog on our neighbor. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck u!
 

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I alway's wondered why you come out to the river by yourself. Now I know.
 

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Joe this dude has fucked with my friends and FAMILY too long. It's on. Then when we call him out about his antics he goes "I don't remember"

When he sicked his dog on our friend and laughed that's it.

You don't fuck with rvrmom :D
 

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this morning there was a discussion about buying a booster seat at Walmart and putting in his boat. Bloody Mary's at fox's sounded better :D
 

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ya he wish he had one hell my pinky finger is bigger than his dick:thumbsup
 

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Damn.... lol. personaly if someone let their dog loose on me, there would be a dead dog and possible a dead owner also... but thats just me.
 

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Timmy it's that short fuck with that kick ass red boat.
 

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Yep, so here's the back story. Two years ago when my bff April and come out for our girls weekend. She is 10 no make that a 20. He tells her in her face your tits are ugly WTF Your ghey right there. Last night we are belly laughing have a great time and SCREAMS.......... shut the fuck up.

Their 'friends' apologized and sent him packin.

I know your reading this too. Boner
 

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add booze and the river and you get drama....get 'em..:D
 

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I'm a little confused here. Reading these posts are a little tough. Something about someone who is 10 no 20, bad tits, dogs biting boners?
 

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Yep, so here's the back story. Two years ago when my bff April and come out for our girls weekend. She is 10 no make that a 20. He tells her in her face your tits are ugly WTF Your ghey right there. Last night we are belly laughing have a great time and SCREAMS.......... shut the fuck up.
Their 'friends' apologized and sent him packin.
I know your reading this too. Boner
Not doubting your "20" rating, but some pics might add to your case...
Just saying...
Ray
 

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Dirty Laundry.

Mom go for it,I promise you one thing.There is NO misunderstanding what is on your mind.:hmm
 

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Is this guy even on the board? Lol. Your neighbor where?

RD
 

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Yep, so here's the back story. Two years ago when my bff April and come out for our girls weekend. She is 10 no make that a 20. He tells her in her face your tits are ugly WTF Your ghey right there. Last night we are belly laughing have a great time and SCREAMS.......... shut the fuck up.

Their 'friends' apologized and sent him packin.

I know your reading this too. Boner
Where'd ya go? Call out threads are fun to watch,even more so when a chick's doing the calling out:D
So? Like DW said what kind of dog?

And as far as the :boobeyes: go,I think we need pics,then we can decide if this dude is gay or not.:D
 

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i got 500 bks on Rivmom


and think i ll let it ride.....
 

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I'm trying to figure out if there is alcohol involved with this posting. Either way, I like your style rvrmom. :D Good stuff.
 

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In before lock down and subscribed.................
 

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I will post pics later and I'm still at the river. I was just in the store paying jason and he told me he won't put us next to boner anymore lol

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RVRMOM, you referred to midget, boner, and frank. While I don't know about any boner, the midget and the Frank I do know don't do these things. Go ahead an out the idiot so we don't get confused.
Rio
 

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I can attest to April's Boobs (and the entire package), They are nice He is GAY!!!!! (and Short)
 

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If he says they are nasty more than likely they are ;)
I'd like to reserve my opinion on this "touchy" subject until the pics are posted. I feel it is unfair to jump to your type of conclusion without firsthand knowledge/viewing.... Is this "boner" person an expert on the subject? Is he prone to rash judgements? From my own personal experience, I've seen some breasts that were perfect,:boobeyes: I've seen some that were imperfect,:bananna: but I've yet to see any that I would call ugly loud enough for their owner to hear... I'd like to reserve any comments until I see for myself... Even then if I should think they're less than perfect I would hesitate to say so within earshot of the owner.....Maybe it's because I'm "The last of the nice guys".
Ray
 

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I will post pics later and I'm still at the river. I was just in the store paying jason and he told me he won't put us next to boner anymore lol

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Post pictures...really? Should we all post the pics of when you were fucking some dude on a deck boat docked to the foxs bar? Fuckin classy!
 

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Post pictures...really? Should we all post the pics of when you were fucking some dude on a deck boat docked to the foxs bar? Fuckin classy!
Lmao.
 

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Post pictures...really? Should we all post the pics of when you were fucking some dude on a deck boat docked to the foxs bar? Fuckin classy!
:smackhead:eek:
 

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Post pictures...really? Should we all post the pics of when you were fucking some dude on a deck boat docked to the foxs bar? Fuckin classy!
SOUNDS LIKE A BACHELOR PARTY ON BOATFLOATINGS BOAT IN THE CHANNEL
 

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Post pictures...really? Should we all post the pics of when you were fucking some dude on a deck boat docked to the foxs bar? Fuckin classy!
Helm to the lee, hard to port!!! :skull:skull:skull
 

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:smackhead:eek:
SOUNDS LIKE A BACHELOR PARTY ON BOATFLOATINGS BOAT IN THE CHANNEL
It was my friends deck boat and also a friend who was servicing her vagina at the dock. This is also the same weekend she broke her foot falling out of the trailer. Scott is a friend of mine and I dont think he is on the boards, nor think is it cool for her to be running her mouth about it. Take it up with scott and quit airing your dirty laundry. These forums already have enough stupid shit on it!:blah:
 

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Post pictures...really? Should we all post the pics of when you were fucking some dude on a deck boat docked to the foxs bar? Fuckin classy!
WOOT WOOT! Post em!:D
 

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Does this mean we aren't going to see any pictures of the boobs in question? Rats...
Ray
 

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Post pictures...really? Should we all post the pics of when you were fucking some dude on a deck boat docked to the foxs bar? Fuckin classy!
Sounds like someone got a little boner!
 

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She did mention that his dick was smaller than her pinky finger, just sayin'...:D:D:D
 

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She did mention that his dick was smaller than her pinky finger, just sayin'...:D:D:D
I thought she said it looked like a dick but only smaller!:D...Or that he was hung like a ribbed tic-tac!;):D
 

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Your next post will tell us this was 15-20 years ago,right?ok maybe 10 years ago?
 

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Your next post will tell us this was 15-20 years ago,right?ok maybe 10 years ago?
Last year or the year before. Cant remember...Ive had alot of cocktails since then!
 
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