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How do you know when you've had too much to drink?

CJ_Donahue

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I hope it is alcohol related. I have seen multiple articles and never read alcohol was a factor.
 

Rayson1971

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For the civilian answer. When cocaine doesn't work you've had too much to drink.Telling for a friend.
 

RiverDave

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I think we can all agree that i don't know when i have had too much :)

You know I drink like an asshole and I have never tried to go into the wrong house..

I guess it happens a lot out here from what the shuttle guys tell me.
 

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My wife gives me a test.


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When I wake up on the asphalt parking lot behind the pool side rooms at Havasu Springs in my underwear with some little kid saying to his dad "is he dead" and the dad says "no but he wishes he was"
 

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Ever since my prostate surgery earlier this year my bladder tells me when I've had too much, as in son of a bitch I just pissed my pants.:mad::mad::mad: Definitely puts a limit on how much I can drink these days, although I've been know to throw on a diaper and say fuck it occasionally.:eek: Getting old sucks.
 

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Never been that fucked up. Guess its a control issue. What a way to throw a career that most people work their ass off for in 1 dumb night.
 

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You know I drink like an asshole and I have never tried to go into the wrong house..

I guess it happens a lot out here from what the shuttle guys tell me.
Drink like an asshole?o_O
 

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When I play my guitar and I think I sound like Eddie Van Halen.:D
 

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rained out, so the Roofing crew went for a few drinks..... someone had 10 too many... LOL
I passed out in my buds yard.... and his parents moved me in their back yard... cause they didn't want the neighbors seeing me passed out....
19 y/o....
 

mash on it

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When I'm sitting on a barstool, and the sun is coming up.

That's time to go home.

Dan'l
 

Willie B

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... When you live aboard and you’ve had a night on the town and you think you made it back to your boat.. but wake up laying on the dock not even close to your boat???...
...True story and the guy I did this maneuver with actually did crawl into bed in the wrong house the next block over from his family home when he lived in Detroit...
 

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When my wife asks, did you have too many beers today? Hmmm umm maybe.
 

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When you wake up and another chicks asshole is all over your finger - and your best friend tells you that she begged you to do it.

Sigh.
 
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