How do you know when you've had too much to drink?

[rivermobster]

Maybe when you get kicked in the face and tasered???

DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/lo...respassing-Through-Doggie-Door-562746501.html

 

[rvrrun]

...when h20toie and havasublulabel’s posts start making sense

 

[CJ_Donahue]

I hope it is alcohol related. I have seen multiple articles and never read alcohol was a factor.

 

[Rayson1971]

For the civilian answer. When cocaine doesn't work you've had too much to drink.Telling for a friend.

 

[BONER]

What a Bozo.

 

[H20 Toie]

I think we can all agree that i don't know when i have had too much

 

[2Driver]

The next morning.

 

[RiverDave]

I think we can all agree that i don't know when i have had too much

You know I drink like an asshole and I have never tried to go into the wrong house..

I guess it happens a lot out here from what the shuttle guys tell me.

 

[old rigger]

My wife gives me a test.

 

[F.U.IRS]

When I wake up on the asphalt parking lot behind the pool side rooms at Havasu Springs in my underwear with some little kid saying to his dad "is he dead" and the dad says "no but he wishes he was"

 

[DWC]

Not sure but just passed this at Kokomo’s. Seemed appropriate

 

[GRADS]

Ever since my prostate surgery earlier this year my bladder tells me when I've had too much, as in son of a bitch I just pissed my pants. Definitely puts a limit on how much I can drink these days, although I've been know to throw on a diaper and say fuck it occasionally. Getting old sucks.

 

[retaocleg]

when an am pm burger with nacho cheese, jalepenos, mustard and ketchup looks outstanding......

 

[Rjt01]

When the wife tells me lol

 

[gqchris]

Never been that fucked up. Guess its a control issue. What a way to throw a career that most people work their ass off for in 1 dumb night.

 

[napanutt]

I think we can all agree that i don't know when i have had too much

But the rest of us know.

When the wife tells me lol

Only been a few times when the wife approached me, grabbed my red cup, said I was done and I didn’t argue.
Yea, sure sign I’m done.

 

[Go-Fly]

You know I drink like an asshole and I have never tried to go into the wrong house..

I guess it happens a lot out here from what the shuttle guys tell me.

Drink like an asshole?

 

[The Prisoner]

When I play my guitar and I think I sound like Eddie Van Halen.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

When I have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

 

[El Rojo]

When I play my guitar and I think I sound like Eddie Van Halen.

the irony there is that Eddie was (or maybe still is) a huge alky

 

[redone76]

When I realize I can read Chinese...

 

[rmarion]

rained out, so the Roofing crew went for a few drinks..... someone had 10 too many... LOL
I passed out in my buds yard.... and his parents moved me in their back yard... cause they didn't want the neighbors seeing me passed out....
19 y/o....

 

[4Waters]

When I come onto RDP and everything is in Chinese

 

[Dana757]

You don’t want to know.

 

[steamin rice]

The next morning.

Ed zacharay...... When I'm drinking too much, I usually don't figure it out until the next day...?.

 

[TrollerDave]

When I come onto RDP and everything is in Chinese

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When you come onto RDP and can read all the Chinese.

 

[GRADS]

You don’t want to know.

How bad could it be...maybe you didn't read my post.

 

[spectra3279]

When the wife/if complains about whiskey dick. Then you've had to much

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[racetrash]

When that fucktard in tahoe makes any sense!

 

[mash on it]

When I'm sitting on a barstool, and the sun is coming up.

That's time to go home.

Dan'l

 

[Carrera205]

When my wife is yelling at me.

 

[Carrera205]

When I wake up on the asphalt parking lot behind the pool side rooms at Havasu Springs in my underwear with some little kid saying to his dad "is he dead" and the dad says "no but he wishes he was"

I want to party with you.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

When you're at Oktoberfest.

 

[Willie B]

... When you live aboard and you’ve had a night on the town and you think you made it back to your boat.. but wake up laying on the dock not even close to your boat???...
...True story and the guy I did this maneuver with actually did crawl into bed in the wrong house the next block over from his family home when he lived in Detroit...

 

[buck35]

When my wife asks, did you have too many beers today? Hmmm umm maybe.

 

[doc_texoma]

When you wake up and another chicks asshole is all over your finger - and your best friend tells you that she begged you to do it.

Sigh.

 

[Carlson-jet]

When threads get deleted.
Sorry.