I have a fun idea

[H20 Toie]

Since us dummies that still live in ca have to take a boating class
And it’s online
What are the odds I can pass it while lit?

 

[2Driver]

100% you'll pass if it is multiple choice, if it’s an essay well then...

 

[Icky]

Is that kinda like an experienced boater docking a boat while drunk?

 

[Jed-O]

How many cocktails minimum for the contest?
And what is the format. Number of drinks versus time and test score?

 

[2Driver]

The real question is can one pass it without reviewing the material first?

I passed the coast guard exam, but glad I freshened up on some stuff.

 

[monkeyswrench]

How many cocktails minimum for the contest?
And what is the format. Number of drinks versus time and test score?

Yep, are we dealing the drink#=handicap, or is it more just lit with an over/under?

 

[DrunkenSailor]

I lost mine I need to order a replacement but you have to have your if card number to fill out the thing online. Like I remember that.... I'd be down to do a hammered test again.

 

[Jed-O]

Paging @RiverDave. I believe we are in need of rules and an official for scoring.

 

[Fun Times]

Taking the course lit could kinda turn out a little something like this.

 

[2Driver]

Question # 1

Name which vessel would be considered the “stand-on” vessel in the following example:
You are traveling up river toward Topok gorge.

A The vessel in front of you

B The vessel behind you

C Your vessel

D The largest most expensive vessel

 

[Mr. C]

Doesn’t D always win[emoji12][emoji2957]


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[coolchange]

When in doubt, Charlie out.

 

[thedan]

Passed first time. I had two tabs open and copied and pasted questions a copious amount of times...but I am freaking ready to impress the hall monitor when I am overtaking a barge when going to Topock!

 

[JB in so cal]

I was out and about at Dana point harbor today and I can tell you salt water skippers are better than lake folks for the most part. But don't get me friggen started on stand up paddlers, pedal boats, kids from the sailing school and sail bote skippers that wanna sail down the channel instead of under power.

And, no, there was no engine exhaust from the sail bote. Under sail power.

 

[BHC Vic]

Is that kinda like an experienced boater docking a boat while drunk?

More like backing a trailer

 

[Icky]

More like backing a trailer

I'll have to go back a few years and look, I thought docking was the argument

 

[BHC Vic]

I'll have to go back a few years and look, I thought docking was the argument

I think it was both

 

[Bpracing1127]

You guys actually took this? I’m 35 still havnt taken it

 

[Lumpy]

 

[TITTIES AND BEER]

To bad only the good people ( drunks rental boats jet skis Jack offs won’t ) will be the only ones doing this

 

[Lumpy]

The real question is can one pass it without reviewing the material first?

I passed the coast guard exam, but glad I freshened up on some stuff.

Negative...been their done that.

Passed and forced to complete the class.

H2O...will have to be Lit Up for about four hours in order to complete the full test.

Perhaps the brains here on RDP can come up with a plan........

Maybe a warmup for starters then so many per chapter.

 

[Lumpy]

To bad only the good people ( drunks rental boats jet skis Jack offs won’t ) will be the only ones doing this

Fully agree but lets keep the EYE on the ball here

 

[TITTIES AND BEER]

Fully agree but lets keep the EYE on the ball here

Now we have to play ball ? We are doomed

 

[spectra3279]

Yep, are we dealing the drink#=handicap, or is it more just lit with an over/under?

Need to blow a 1.2 then take it.

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[Jed-O]

Need to blow a 1.2 then take it.

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Pretty high on the Richter Scale. Isn't 1.2 legally dead?

 

[Nordie]

I need to take a refresher

 

[rivermobster]

Question # 1

Name which vessel would be considered the “stand-on” vessel in the following example:
You are traveling up river toward Topok gorge.

A The vessel in front of you

B The vessel behind you

C Your vessel

D The largest most expensive vessel

F The one with the most lug nuts

 

[Lumpy]

Need to blow a 1.2 then take it.

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Now we're talkin

 

[lbhsbz]

“I can pass the test drunk better than most can pass it sober” -Riverdave.

 

[lbhsbz]

Pretty high on the Richter Scale. Isn't 1.2 legally dead?

Around here?...not even close.

 

[DB / HAV]

Ill take the over for $100

 

[spectra3279]

Pretty high on the Richter Scale. Isn't 1.2 legally dead?

Shit. A friend of mine had one of the store bought breathalyzer. We kept trying to get get it over 2.0 at a party. We find out the next day after a fucking massive hangover that 2.0 is as high as it would go.

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[spectra3279]

“I can pass the test drunk better than most can pass it sober” -Riverdave.

When was Dave ever sober?

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[Lumpy]

 

[ka0tyk]

Question # 1

Name which vessel would be considered the “stand-on” vessel in the following example:
You are traveling up river toward Topok gorge.

A The vessel in front of you

B The vessel behind you

C Your vessel

D The largest most expensive vessel

which boat has a triple axle trailer? Cuz the answer is that one.