I Have Never Been This Bored....

[Chili Palmer]

That I wanted to stick anything in this orifice.

Teen gets USB cable stuck in penis in backfired attempt to measure length

The phallic fiasco reportedly began after an unnamed 15-year-old boy was “triggered by sexual curiosity” and inserted it into his urethra, according to a wince-worthy study.

nypost.com

 

[DarkHorseRacing]

We're not hearing the other part of this story where the chick was going to shove it up her cooter and they could see how could charge who.

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

This is what happens when parents dont buy their kids dirtbike and shit anymore.. cause dirtbikes are DANGEROUS

 

[rivermobster]

Unfortunately, Raheem said phallus-filling maneuvers are “becoming more common as everything is thanks to social media and in general the easier ways that misinformation can be spread.”

No way. Say it isn't so!

 

[Chili Palmer]

It also said in the story that someone else successfully got 6 kidney beans shoved down their urethra. Man, how wide does his wang hole open up?

 

[YeahYeah01]

WTF

 

[poncho]

This is what happens when parents dont buy their kids dirtbike and shit anymore.. cause dirtbikes are DANGEROUS

Exactly what one of my Best Friends said to the Cops when they came to his house about his Son and friends on dirt bikes. Tommy said it's better than them sitting on an X-Box in the basement, Cop's agreed and gave them a pass.

 

[WAAZ]

This is what happens when parents dont buy their kids dirtbike and shit anymore.. cause dirtbikes are DANGEROUS

And way harder to shove into your crank.

 

[napanutt]

I was gonna click the news story but after reading the comments I’m gonna pass.

 

[BlowMe]

Now only to find a spot for the HDMI cable....

 

[TPC]

Tweeker sex.

 

[riverroyal]

Thats not the factory cord, must be a bestbuy 6ft one.
Should went with the one the cell ships with and this would have never happened.

Do they reach in the hole with needle nose pliers to pull it out or cut the shaft.
Can you just put a air compressor up your ass and blow it out?

 

[spectra3279]

I have no words. This is just way to fucked up.

 

[samsah33]

The guy was trying to measure his junk by inserting a USB cable. I wonder what other things were on his list that made him eventually think that the USB cable was the best option...

 

[Ziggy]

This dude(?) will be in Depends by age 39

 

[Chili Palmer]

He should have shoved BB’s in there and jacked off and see if he could shoot the cat from the other side of the room.