I hold these truths to be self evident..

[OC Mike]

Um, Uh.... My Malibu Wake Tractor IS a V-drive, so, therefore, it is fast, and Cool

Uh, NO.....

 

[DMF]

Well RD, you got 3 out of five right.
- Pit Bulls are a horrible breed but some are ok until they are not. They should remove that whole breed from society
-alcohol dependence is classified as both an addiction and a disease. I truly feel some people are predisposed to it but I know the jury is still out on that one

 

[DRYHEAT]

Nothing is impossible unless you have to do it yourself.

 

[Mr. C]

Ask for forgiveness/ not permission

 

[Mcob25rg]

Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to, or don’t already know the answer to

 

[Echo Lodge]

FFF Rule!

 

[76 Hondo]

Flat Bottoms crash, and concrete cracks!

 

[Gelcoater]

What are some of your truths?

RDSUX

 

[Paradox]

Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.

 

[73mandella]

The coolest boat is in the eyes of the beholder

 

[coolchange]

I'm probably a lot faster than you think you are.

I know your boats fast, cuz you were haulin ass when I passed you.

 

[Ace in the Hole]

The coolest boat is in the eyes of the beholder

“Beer holder”

 

[4Waters]

"Don't take life too serious, you'll never get out of it alive"

 

[76 Hondo]

It takes a pretty big woman, to weigh a Ton!
Son, you don’t have the brains God gave a goose!

 

[500bbc]

Bad decisions don't seem bad at the time...

 

[propcheck]

Mine are simple but have worked :
talk shit get hit
figures lie and liars figure
nothing good is cheap and nothing cheap is good

now a funny story a met a sweet little old British lady who once told me said the key to a good marriage is a full tummy and an empty sack then pointed to her husband of sixty something years and said “He alway comes home”. She said it with pride and it was awesome to see as she realized marriage is work and she considered that her job. As I started giggling when I realized what she said she looked at me and said your generation of men would do well to figure it out that no woman wants two jobs. She was awesome to talk to.

 

[hman442]

Mine are simple but have worked :
talk shit get hit
figures lie and liars figure
nothing good is cheap and nothing cheap is good

A little variation on the above, the way my Dad said it, Numbers don't lie, but liars use numbers.

It don't matter how much you make, what matters is how much you keep

 

[TimeBandit]

If it tastes like a 9 volt battery, get out.

 

[DLC]

And this is a boating site

get ready for this one….

All JET boats go at least 100 mph ! Truth! just ask a jet boat owner…

 

[bilz]

Fits in my pocket, you better lock it.
Discussion with a store keeper.

Fits in my truck what the fuk

 

[Ziggy]

Best days of boat ownership are the day bought it & the day you sold it.

 

[Rajobigguy]

You don't stare at the mantle while you're stoking the fire. Keep that thought in mind and it opens up whole new worlds of possibilities in the dating game.

 

[LuauLounge]

Best days of boat ownership are the day bought it & the day you sold it.

Actually
The best day is when your best friend buys a boat.
Second best day is when you talk him out of selling it.

 

[just_floatin]

For the single young bucks and a few older ones who never learn. “You cant make a Ho a Housewife.” Never!

 

[Wheeler]

Just curious, how/why does one comment on a 15+ year old thread? Were you going down a rabbit hole of sorts?

Because that's what Betty Cracker does. He likes to stir the pot.

 

[TCHB]

A smart person never says he is the smartest in the room! If they do you are in the wrong room.

 

[Kachina26]

Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

 

[CarolynandBob]

Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

Mine is similar. Some days you are the dog and some days you are the hydrant.

 

[TomD]

How do you know where I'm at, if you don't know where I've been, get where I'm coming from?

 

[SOCALCRICKETT]

If your living with depression your living in the past.

If your living with anxiety, your living in the future.

If your living with peace your living in the present, and it is exactly that, a present

 

[Bear Down]

Something I’ve told my customers over and over again

Every customer wants
Price
Quality
And service

In produce you’re only getting 2 of the 3.

 

[Deckin Around]

Never piss against the wind.

 

[v6toy4x]

I am right even when I am wrong' cause I am the boss
A job half done is a job done half ass
Work smart not strong, use your brain not your braun
The grass is never as green as you think
(from a different post) Its not the motorcycle that is the problem, it's the crashing, you just need more practice!
Two in the bush is worth nothing!
To finish first, first you must finish
I only use half the road, I just choose to take my half out of the middle, you figure out the rest!
Bump and run!

 

[ibelio]

speed costs how fast you want to go?

 

[clarence]

Don't follow a bad shot with a dumb one.

 

[4Waters]

speed costs how fast you want to go?

Cubic dollars