RiverDave
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I'll start
"Brave Cowboy"
A Montana cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
>
> "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
>
> "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a trip to
> the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who
> were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but
> they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily
> tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped
> out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!!
> Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!' "
>
> St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
>
> "Just a couple minutes ago..."
"Brave Cowboy"
A Montana cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
>
> "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
>
> "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a trip to
> the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who
> were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but
> they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily
> tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped
> out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!!
> Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!' "
>
> St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
>
> "Just a couple minutes ago..."
