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Jose and Julio

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So Jose and Julio were pandhandlers.

Each day Jose would return with 5 or 6 bucks and Julio would return with a suitcase full of 10 dollar bills.

One day Jose was frustrated enough to ask Julio We work the same number of hours and every day. I return with 5 or 6 bucks and you return with a suitcase full of 10 dollar bills. Why?

Julio said "Lets see you're sign" Jose showed him and it read. My wife and 6 children are hungry. Please help. Julio said "No Wonder"

Jose said "Let me see you're sign" Julio showed him and it read. I only need 10 more dollars to get back to Mexico.

:skull :skull :hmm :hmm :skull :skull
 

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Info, that must have worked in Oklahoma..too bad it ain't gonna work here in Cali.....
 

syco

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I would have tossed my change! Funny shit
 

catman-do

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I would have tossed him a 20 and told him to grab a friend while on the way back.
 

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Yep BBD is right that is mean, plus all the money i have spent on him for health care and schooling would be wasted if he left...
 

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Id'a flipped him a hundred and told him to grab nine more....sheesh...:D


Funny thing is...you could do this for real and probably make a LOT of money.....:D:D:D:D:beer
 
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