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Not my ass

Im sure he was slinged out....

how's the thumb doing...?
 

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Was it your hole too Byron, or just your ass?
 

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Was it your hole too Byron, or just your ass?

Im glad your thumb is better....I would hate for something ...bad to happen to it....considering you only have one left...
 

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Im glad your thumb is better....I would hate for something ...abd to happen to it....considering you only have one left...

Thats some pretty... abd.... spelling there Byron.... BNAG !!:D
 

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Were your golf clubs in your ass when it fell in that hole Bryce?
 

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Were your golf clubs in your ass when it fell in that hole Bryce?

No....but would you care to guess what they will be wrapped around shortly...?
 

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I'm sorry it took me an entire day to find this (knew I had it somewhere):


One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
>well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
>the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
>
>Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
>well needed to be covered up anyway;
>it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
>
>He invited all his neighbors to come over and
>help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
>to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
>donkey realized what was happening and cried
>horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
>quieted down.
>
>A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
>looked down the well. He was astonished at what
>he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
>back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
>He would shake it off and take a step up.
>
>As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
>dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
>off and take a step up.
>
>Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
>stepped up over the edge of the well and
>happily trotted off!
>
>Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
>of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
>is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
>our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
>of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
>never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
>
>Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
>
>Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
>
>Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
>
>Live simply and appreciate what you have.
>
> Give more.
>
>Expect less
>
>NOW ............
>
>Enough of that rubbish . . . The donkey later came back,
>and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
>The gash from the bite got infected and
> the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
>
>MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
>
>When you do something wrong, and try to cover
>your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
>
 

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That pic is very fitting for later. :D
 
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