Math Joke

[78Southwind]

So, my girlfriend is taking an online Algebra class and the teacher asked them to come up with a Math Joke. It had to be related to what they were studying. We came up with this joke but she said it was a little to off color to post. Does anyone get it? Is it too much?


A linear equation walked into a bar and suddenly got sad. The bartender asked the linear equation why he was so sad and the linear equation said you see that unknown coefficient, he’s with my ex. The bartender said but why are you so sad if she is your ex. The linear equation said because without my ex I am no longer linear.

 

[JB in so cal]

Crickets...

 

[78Southwind]

Crickets...

Yep, lol. A journey back to High School math is a long difficult trip...

 

[SBMech]

After doing long division you'd get as an 8th grader "solve for X" ....huh?



She should win the first place prize for that one!

 

[havasuhusker]

My 9th grade teacher had this Algebra joke....

What kind of bra does a mermaid wear?

An Algebra!

 

[brianwhiteboy]

I’ll take it back to kindergarten....

Question: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Answer: Because 7 8 9

(For those that didn’t get it.... because seven ate nine)

 

[RiverDave]

I’m trying to figure out why the linear joke is off color

 

[Flying_Lavey]

Why is 6 afraid of 7?........ Cause 7 8 9!

 

[ChumpChange]

What is 6.9?


Good sex interrupted by a period.

 

[ChumpChange]

Q: If you go to bed 8 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?


A: 7 hours, 57 minutes – who cares what she wants!

 

[ChumpChange]

At this moment 5 million are having sex, 2 million are in gun fights, 91 million at a party, and one sad loser is reading this joke

 

[78Southwind]

I’m trying to figure out why the linear joke is off color

You have to think about it for a minute, non-linear (not straight). So if you're not straight you're?