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So, I always mess with my old man when I see him.

Today I brought over a Glock BB gun that I bought.
It is impossibly hard to tell this thing from the real deal untill you pull the clip out.

I hand it to my old man (who has a "few" guns himself).
He looked it over and asked the usual questions. Then he pulled the clip out.

He looked at that thing like an Ape would look at a iphone 12!

He whipped out his glasses, mumbled "what the hell", inspected it, man-handled it, smelled it then mumbled some more.

He could not figure out what he was seeing and where the bullets would go.

I was dying just watching the confusion wash over this guys
face!!
After a good 2 minutes I told him it was "Glocks new EW-21 an Energy Weapon that shoots concentrated photonic light emissions........it shoots lasers dad!"

His little peanut head just about exploded!

When I finally told him it was just a damn BB gun.
He threw it at me!

Ahhh good times with old people.


Here's me mess'n with him whilst taking a snooz.
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monkeyswrench

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Holy crap that thing looks like the real deal! We have Daisy's for the kids hanging on the porch...nothing like that.
 

azsunfun

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like a kid looking at walkman for first time! i'me still figuring out thumbdrive, does not sound pleasant:oops:
 

azsunfun

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Holy crap that thing looks like the real deal! We have Daisy's for the kids hanging on the porch...nothing like that.
berretta 45 bb, co2, before orange tip, would'nt know the difference from real
 

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So, I always mess with my old man when I see him.

Today I brought over a Glock BB gun that I bought.
It is impossibly hard to tell this thing from the real deal untill you pull the clip out.

I hand it to my old man (who has a "few" guns himself).
He looked it over and asked the usual questions. Then he pulled the clip out.

He looked at that thing like an Ape would look at a iphone 12!

He whipped out his glasses, mumbled "what the hell", inspected it, man-handled it, smelled it then mumbled some more.

He could not figure out what he was seeing and where the bullets would go.

I was dying just watching the confusion wash over this guys
face!!
After a good 2 minutes I told him it was "Glocks new EW-21 an Energy Weapon that shoots concentrated photonic light emissions........it shoots lasers dad!"

His little peanut head just about exploded!

When I finally told him it was just a damn BB gun.
He threw it at me!

Ahhh good times with old people.


Here's me mess'n with him whilst taking a snooz.
😁
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You are a very bad boy...

Well done. 👍
 

t&y

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Yup, between those and air softs it can be very hard to tell. Some even come with serial numbers.
 

azsunfun

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How many stupid fucks do you think will use it to try to rob people, then point it a cop and then have their mothers cry, "it was only a BB gun!"
we're off the covid counts, so stupid fucks counter can begin, 4 mothers this years
 
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