Mother,...Can a girl get Pregnant....

[River Runnin]

From Anal Sex?

“Why of course dear. Where do you think Democrates come from?

 

[rrrr]

That reminds me of the young woman that married a Muslim from Saudi Arabia. Her mom was giving her last minute advice before they flew away to life in Riyadh.

Mom said "Now this is very important. If one night when you are having sex and Mansour asks you to turn over, you have to promise me you will immediately jump out of bed, pack your things, and come back home."

The girl replied "Yes, momma. I'll do what you say. "

After two years of marriage, one night while they are making love Mansour whispers "Turn over, my love. I want to try something different".

The girl immediately flew out of bed, and began throwing on her clothes. "Dear, what's wrong?" cried Mansour. The girl stopped and looked him in the eye. "My momma told me one day you would try to have deviant sex with me. I'm leaving!"

"But you don't understand!" the man said. "I just thought it was time we started a family!"

 

[4Waters]

Did Grads become a moderator? LOL

 

[Hullbilly]

Did Grads become a moderator? LOL

Who?