Need Payback for Neighbors who make it their business to fock with you

[WhatExit?]

I know someone who has a neighbor couple who make it their business to fuck with everyone around them. They pretend to be nice, sociable, friendly types when in reality they do everything they can to make life difficult for their neighbors.

For example, they called the building department after their neighbor built a fence to code/spec which they permitted. The inspector came out and found their fence boards literally 3 inches too high so they had to pay their fence contractor to come out and lower all the boards.

That's just one example of the fucktardery this husband-and-wife couple pull. They're retired and have plenty of time and money to fulfill their life's work of screwing with their neighbors.

I know some people who want to get some payback. But it must be ANONYMOUS with no chance of Mr. & Mrs. Fucktard finding out the source of the payback.

What suggestions do you have for paying these folks back since no one has the patience to wait for Karma (need some "Instant Karma"). By the way, I'm in AZ and don't live near these OC fucktards. I'm willing to help with the payback which is why I'm asking.

 

[coolchange]

Keep throwing cat food over their fence.

 

[4Waters]

JK, I had a neighbor like that, absolute PIA his time came he got cancer and died alone with no one by his side, his daughter wanted nothing to do with him either.

 

[Classic Daycruiser]

Mo

I know someone who has a neighbor couple who make it their business to fuck with everyone around them. They pretend to be nice, sociable, friendly types when in reality they do everything they can to make life difficult for their neighbors.

For example, they called the building department after their neighbor built a fence to code/spec which they permitted. The inspector came out and found their fence boards literally 3 inches too high so they had to pay their fence contractor to come out and lower all the boards.

That's just one example of the fucktardery this husband-and-wife couple pull. They're retired and have plenty of time and money to fulfill their life's work of screwing with their neighbors.

I know some people who want to get some payback. But it must be ANONYMOUS with no chance of Mr. & Mrs. Fucktard finding out the source of the payback.

What suggestions do you have for paying these folks back since no one has the patience to wait for Karma (need some "Instant Karma"). By the way, I'm in AZ and don't live near these OC fucktards. I'm willing to help with the payback which is why I'm asking.

Just bring in 3 inches of cow shit to raise the ground up. Problem solved.

 

[BingerFang]

Why worry about it if it’s your not your problem?

With that being said, break into their house while they are on vacation and fill all of their toilets and sinks with concrete

 

[Starloans]

Go to your local book store, Barnes & Noble, etc., go to magazine section and get the little subscription cards out of all the magazines you think they wouldn't like and subscribe them and check the box to bill them. Your welcome. Or get yourself a burn phone and SWAT them. (I would never do that myself) Or have a load of horse manure delivered and dumped in their front yard billed COD. Or if they have grass, get some weed killer and write FUCK YOU in their grass or some other nice phrase. Or simply call code dept on them. No one's perfect. FYI, I would never do these things.....

 

[lbhsbz]

Why worry about it if it’s your not your problem?

With that being said, break into their house while they are on vacation and fill all of their toilets and sinks with concrete

better and easier...concrete fence post mix down an exterior sewer cleanout

 

[WhatExit?]

Why worry about it if it’s your not your problem?

With that being said, break into their house while they are on vacation and fill all of their toilets and sinks with concrete

I want to help some family members who are their neighbors and they’ve been fucked with. The fucktards don’t know me as they live in Kookyfornia and I’m here in AZ.

I need to avoid breaking the law so breaking into their house isn’t an option.

 

[Starloans]

Or, call a local Escort service and have a nice lady show up at their house around dinner time. Make sure the hooker can ask for him by name. Have the hooker tell them she there for the THREE WAY. LOL

 

[BajaMike]

Do they have a pool? Lots of option there. A box of Tide packets in the pool?

No matter what....they might have cameras.

 

[Uncle Dave]

Or, call a local Escort service and have a nice lady show up at their house around dinner time. Make sure the hooker can ask for him by name. Have the hooker tell them she there for the THREE WAY. LOL

Beautiful....might as well go all the way with it.

UD

 

[jetur]

As a punk kid, we always did the "fuck you in the grass" with gasoline.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

https://poopsenders.com/

 

[Taboma]

Wonder why the fence company didn't built it to code (Assuming it was actually permitted ?) in the first place ?

 

[old rigger]

Do they have a pool? Lots of option there. A box of Tide packets in the pool?

No matter what....they might have cameras.

I know someone that did something similar. He took a can of engine oil, poked a hole in it and tossed it in the pool.

 

[Sleekenuff]

https://pranksanonymous.com/products/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI9KnhsOPR5gIVj8DACh3tZALlEAAYASAAEgKWY_D_BwE

 

[4Waters]

Shut their water off in the middle of the night and fill the meter box with quick set concrete, be sure to mix it prior in a bucket and dump just enough so you can put the lid back on.

 

[BajaMike]

https://pranksanonymous.com/products/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI9KnhsOPR5gIVj8DACh3tZALlEAAYASAAEgKWY_D_BwE

That site has lots of options......so lots of great (and devious) minds think alike.

The moral of this story.....Don’t fuck with your neighbors!

 

[jetboatperformance]

When I was a Kid My Old man had a running feud with the neighbor he called "shit bird" , when Pops would pickup our dogs shit he would catapult it over shit birds fence into his fish pond ...

 

[LHC Kirby]

Magazine subscription cards - easy, no tracing, long term effects

 

[Yellowboat]

My grandmother has a guy behind that breaks every rule in the book, but if my grandmas lawn does not get mowed 1 seek he will call. She is almost 90, does not walk very well and has care takers, same asshole calls parking patrol on them too. The guy is a real pos. I want sp bad tp call about his dozen or so violations in his front yard, but i am not a revenge person. This same ass hole called the bulding department on me when i was doing a patch job on her roof. They had gust registered at the air port 1.5 miles away from her at 96 mph that night. It took out the top 6 rows of shingles on her a frame roof. Which of corse flew into his back yard. So i am there at 7 ish at night, its dark windy and raining. Her i am hammer in hand putting shingles up and thr building department shows up. Truns out i needed a permit as i was over 1 square in patching. The guy was really nice and did not stop me. He said just pull a permit and use my name and they will close it right then and there. He then showed me the list of this guys complains with the county in the last 5 years, it was over 300 calls about every one around him. Yeah fuck that guy

 

[77charger]

Send over the local homeless

 

[LHC Kirby]

Magazine subscription for ^^^^ this^^^^ dude too (2up)

 

[Yellowboat]

You could also order a couple books from scientology ( use pre paid card) and tell thdk you are very intrested in learning more about it. I have heard they never leave you alone.

 

[HydroSkreamin]

https://dicksbymail.com/products/eat-a-dick-giant-chocolate-dick

probably too kind, but I figured I’d give you the option.

I can relate, neighbor called me in as much as possible when building our new house across the street (fully permitted and to code),while he was adding bedrooms without permits.

Being that he was a hated high school teacher, I just let the kids take care of it on a regular basis

 

[Hypnautic]

I’ve done the magazine thing to an old neighbor. Just make sure you only send in the ones without a signature required—forgery. Sent that bitch all the self help books and Elvis plate collections I could find.
Taxi’s are always fun. Block your number and order 3-4 taxis to pick up at the same time. Tell them to honk when they arrive.
If a fish ends up rotting in their bushes -that’s also pretty unfortunate

 

[Yellowboat]

Shut their water off in the middle of the night and fill the meter box with quick set concrete, be sure to mix it prior in a bucket and dump just enough so you can put the lid back on.

Make sure to put a j bolt in, bolt the lid down and weld on the nut

 

[BajaMike]

Print up a couple hundred stickers on your home printer that says “neighbors name, neighbors phone #, free blow jobs, no cock too big” and stick them on every rest room wall you visit.

 

[monkeyswrench]

Lived in a nice area, and was always catching hell for construction materials and work trucks in the prissy little area. Well, remote starter on a Cummins. O'dark thirty, 6 days a week. Good solid 15 minutes of clatter. After about a month, came to an agreement with the neighbor lady. I'd quiet down the diesel, and she'd leave me be.

 

[Sherpa]

change of address form for their mail to a real crappy neighborhood..........

call water company and have them turn of water indicating they sold the house and are moving.

same with power company.

round up on grass spelling whatever.......

laundry detergent in the pool or hottub.

--there's more which are not only not good, but will ruin a house so I won't mention those.

--Sherpa

 

[LHC30]

The original post is a sad state of affairs indeed... lots of really funny things to THINK of doing, but one probably shouldn’t do.

Hate (and revenge) take a lot of energy, safe your energy for something more worthwhile.





Like making friends with a bunch of 1%’rs. Maybe they will see fit to cure this I’ll. Lol

 

[GRADS]

https://pranksanonymous.com/products/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI9KnhsOPR5gIVj8DACh3tZALlEAAYASAAEgKWY_D_BwE

Thanks for the link! I know a few RDP members that might get this as a Christmas present next year.

https://pranksanonymous.com/product/eat-a-dick/

 

[TITTIES AND BEER]

I have a problem with 2 fuck heads down the street every time they do something I call sheriff blow up the story a little + show them the camera pics sheriffs are getting tired of there shit I don’t know what they said to them to other night but they have cooled down big time

 

[Ouderkirk]

I want to help some family members who are their neighbors and they’ve been fucked with. The fucktards don’t know me as they live in Kookyfornia and I’m here in AZ.

I need to avoid breaking the law so breaking into their house isn’t an option.

Great Stuff is your friend in this instance.

Hands free, quiet, & extremely difficult to remove once cured.

I have used it on sill cocks, door jambs, gutter downspouts, sewer lines, anything else where the neighbor needed a "tune up" about the general direction of the prevailing winds

The key is to use it on the night before trash day and deposit the empty elsewhere.

 

[Boozer]

I’ve got the same kind of neighbors.

The comments about vandalizing property or doing things otherwise illegal.. Don’t do that.

They need to figure out their neighbors. What’s their political affiliation? What kind of things piss them off?

Blasting music with highly offensive lyrics from 9am until 10pm is perfectly legal and will annoy the f*ck out of people. Putting a political sign like a life sized outdoor cut out of a politician they loathe in their front yard and forcing the neighbor to see everyday is another good one, giant political flags also work if there’s no HOA.

If they want to f*ck with the neighbor it’s easy to be a nuisance while respecting laws and (if applicable) HOA guidelines.

I’ve been doing the above stated things with my difficult neighbor and it’s been working pretty well. The city has now told said neighbor that if they receive anymore bogus complaints a cease and desist order will be put in place and violations of the order will lead to potential harassment charges.

It’s a long and slow process but the only way to make it work is to either move or play it out and do it legally.


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[Bigbore500r]

Post their phone number on River Whips, offering free roadside trailer tire assistance for whippers

 

[LuauLounge]

After reading these posts, I realize how lucky we are. Our next door neighbor, we met 33 years ago, he showed up with a cocktail in his hand and introduces himself. From that point on, it started. Take the garbage out at 6 pm and get home at 1 am, drunk. Having a party, they'll show up, invited or not, because they, as are we, are always welcome. Go on vacation together and charge the bar bills to the others room. Need help, always willing. Fence between our yards blew down, left it down for a year. We scheduled larger parties because it gave us 2 pools.
Other neighbor, just good folks, friendly but don't interact a bunch. They rent and have lived there for the last 21 years.
I can't imagine living in a hostile neighborhood.

 

[rush1]

My grandmother has a guy behind that breaks every rule in the book, but if my grandmas lawn does not get mowed 1 seek he will call. She is almost 90, does not walk very well and has care takers, same asshole calls parking patrol on them too. The guy is a real pos. I want sp bad tp call about his dozen or so violations in his front yard, but i am not a revenge person. This same ass hole called the bulding department on me when i was doing a patch job on her roof. They had gust registered at the air port 1.5 miles away from her at 96 mph that night. It took out the top 6 rows of shingles on her a frame roof. Which of corse flew into his back yard. So i am there at 7 ish at night, its dark windy and raining. Her i am hammer in hand putting shingles up and thr building department shows up. Truns out i needed a permit as i was over 1 square in patching. The guy was really nice and did not stop me. He said just pull a permit and use my name and they will close it right then and there. He then showed me the list of this guys complains with the county in the last 5 years, it was over 300 calls about every one around him. Yeah fuck that guy

That dude just needed his ass beat

 

[Nordie]

Get a bluetooth speaker and blast mariachi music...

 

[Angler]

Post a craigslist ad for free sex...

 

[c_land]

neighbors go apeshit when you park cars in front of their house in the PUBLIC street.

 

[TPC]

“He who seeks revenge should dig two graves.” -Chinese proverb.

 

[waterhorse]

Post pics 0f his car, bike or ??? for sale using his cell #.

 

[450grip]

turn off the gas at the meter
turn off the water at the meter
go to the elec panel and disconnect 1 leg of the feed
raw shrimp in the air ducts of the cars

 

[RandyH]

I didn't do this on purpose to my neighbor but it did amazing damage to his back yard. I live in a fairly wet climate in the Midwest. Our back lots are over one acre each and I started with one tile around the whole right side of the property to get rid of water from my sump pump. Then to help dry up my back yard I tiled both sides and down the diagonal to the rear corner of my yard. at times I couldn't use my riding mower till June it was so wet. Well all this tiling and water control has now killed 14 trees in his back yard. My trees are fine and my grass is lush. the Bid to remove all 14 trees was 16K this fall.

 

[Flying_Lavey]

I didn't do this on purpose to my neighbor but it did amazing damage to his back yard. I live in a fairly wet climate in the Midwest. Our back lots are over one acre each and I started with one tile around the whole right side of the property to get rid of water from my sump pump. Then to help dry up my back yard I tiled both sides and down the diagonal to the rear corner of my yard. at times I couldn't use my riding mower till June it was so wet. Well all this tiling and water control has now killed 14 trees in his back yard. My trees are fine and my grass is lush. the Bid to remove all 14 trees was 16K this fall.

In California at least you are responsible for the runoff from your property. So if your situation were to happen in Cali and it could be shown to be due to the addition or change of landscaping to your yard forcing the runoff to your neighbors, you could be on the hook for that $$....

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[Spudsbud]

sprinkle some Blow around the place.
Call the DEA......
they'll bring dogs......

 

[ClownRoyal]

Somehow you have to get into their house so probably not an option. BUT - take one of those big jars of Mayo. Stuff a whole raw chicken in it. Disgard the extra Mayo or save for sandwiches. Place/hide the jar inside up in a vent. Sooner or later that fucker explodes and the worst stench you have ever smelled fills the house. And it takes a house-gutting and re-painting to get rid of it.

 

[was thatguy]

NOTHING good is going to come from any of this.

 

[4Waters]

NOTHING good is going to come from any of this.

I don't know, there are some good ideas in here.