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500bbc

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Yeah, I know.

Just seems odd that the oracle would mock them, as they seem to epitomize everything that he supports...religious beliefs aside.

Every single Robinson beside Uncle Si has a college degree, Si served instead.
Phil was the football hero as well, and was drafted by the Redskins as I recall but persude his real passion instead.
None are pro gov, none are really that extremely wealthy, think that at best Willy tips in around $30 million net, with everyone else hovering around $10 mill or so?
All of this was by hard work, dedication to a passion, and a belief in what they were doing.
Not sure what there is to really mock about them?

He thinks it's really a "reality" show, like all TV.
No schtick involved.
 

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Phil Robertson now 66, was the starting quarterback at Louisiana Tech for two seasons.
His backup QB was a guy named Terry Bradshaw.
I love the episodes when Phil talks about taking Bradshaw fishing blindfolded.
 

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THE YEAR IS 2059

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as
California.

White minorities in the U.S. still trying to have English recognized
as the third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed down; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No
other country comes forward to help.


Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.

U.S. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

Average weight of Americans drops to 248 lbs.

85-year $75.8 billion study : Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive
year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Senate still blocking drilling in Arctic National Wildlife
Refuge––even though gas is selling at 4532 Pesos per liter, and gas
stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony. They had simultaneous Headaches.

Average height of NBA players is now nine-feet-seven inches, with an
average of only 5 illegitimate children.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters, and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
 

westair

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THE YEAR IS 2059

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as
California.

White minorities in the U.S. still trying to have English recognized
as the third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed down; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No
other country comes forward to help.


Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.

U.S. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

Average weight of Americans drops to 248 lbs.

85-year $75.8 billion study : Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive
year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Senate still blocking drilling in Arctic National Wildlife
Refuge––even though gas is selling at 4532 Pesos per liter, and gas
stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony. They had simultaneous Headaches.

Average height of NBA players is now nine-feet-seven inches, with an
average of only 5 illegitimate children.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters, and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
good stuff! …… our future is on the line in 2020
 

Wombat

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THE YEAR IS 2059

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as
California.

White minorities in the U.S. still trying to have English recognized
as the third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed down; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No
other country comes forward to help.


Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.

U.S. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

Average weight of Americans drops to 248 lbs.

85-year $75.8 billion study : Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive
year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Senate still blocking drilling in Arctic National Wildlife
Refuge––even though gas is selling at 4532 Pesos per liter, and gas
stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony. They had simultaneous Headaches.

Average height of NBA players is now nine-feet-seven inches, with an
average of only 5 illegitimate children.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters, and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Annnnnnnnnd RBG is still doing work from home,:eek: but hasn't been seen in public for 41 years.;)
 

Old Texan

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Yeah, I know.

Just seems odd that the oracle would mock them, as they seem to epitomize everything that he supports...religious beliefs aside.

Every single Robinson beside Uncle Si has a college degree, Si served instead.
Phil was the football hero as well, and was drafted by the Redskins as I recall but persude his real passion instead.
None are pro gov, none are really that extremely wealthy, think that at best Willy tips in around $30 million net, with everyone else hovering around $10 mill or so?
All of this was by hard work, dedication to a passion, and a belief in what they were doing.
Not sure what there is to really mock about them?
The oracle hates southern folks in particular and places himself above commoners in general. Plus they ain't Trump haters......Nothing unusual, just his regular bullshit
 

was thatguy

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The oracle hates southern folks in particular and places himself above commoners in general. Plus they ain't Trump haters......Nothing unusual, just his regular bullshit
I suppose.
Just the fact that he equates a family of productive self made millionaire business people with a “Honey Boo Boo” illustrates your point.
 
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