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So that explains it. Sources say that the most chilling part of Dancing With The Stars this season is the fact that Priscilla Presley's body moves but her face doesn't. If your ass moves, your face should follow! We may now have the answer to this mystery. A bogus Hollywood doctor injected her face with industrial silicon. I don't think that's what she thought she was paying for.

An Argentinean doctor named Daniel Serrano hooked Priscilla up with what she thought was something that "worked better than Botox" in 2003. Serrano got himself involved with a slew of Hollywood wives who threw "injection parties" where he would shoot them up. The problem was that Serrano, who was unlicensed, was actually giving these yentas industrial, low-grade silicon. This silicone is used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina. Ugh. Car faces!

Serrano was recently convicted by the federal government for smuggling drugs, and the conspiracy and use of unapproved drugs. He faces deportation.

The silicon is said to cause "lumps, paralysis and holes in the faces of some of the women (and some men) he injected. " So if you note that Priscilla can't actually swallow water without drooling and looks like your dashboard, you know what's up.
 

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Watched bits and pieces of Dancing with the Stars last night. Some shots of Priscilla she looks real good and others she looks like the wife in the Munsters.


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Micheal obviously referred her to his plastic surgeon. :smackhead
 

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Watched bits and pieces of Dancing with the Stars last night. Some shots of Priscilla she looks real good and others she looks like the wife in the Munsters.


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I was thinking the same thing, one minute she look's old but pretty good the next shot she looks like a wax figure.I think the older dancer that is with the football player is hot....
 

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Watched bits and pieces of Dancing with the Stars last night. Some shots of Priscilla she looks real good and others she looks like the wife in the Munsters.


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Hey ! Yvonne DeCarlo was hot back then !
 

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Priscilla looks like that old puppet, Madam...was it Waylan and Madam? :hmm
 

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You guys do realize shes like 70 right?? Thats what happens:( NSF
 
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