C-Ya
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My Brother In Law is coming for 4th of July Weekend.
Things I can expect…….
He usually Clocks In at 9am. Normally he is shitfaced by 4pm. I expect at least an 18 pack to be consumed in this time period. But most likely an entire case of beer.
I am wondering which of my toys will be broken or thrashed, since anything he touches gets used like he stole it! No matter what it is, he has to see how fast it will go?
If he arrives with $43 dollars in his pocket, I can just assume that will be the same amount he leaves with, since in 25 years I have never seen him pick up a tab. He believes his rich attorney sister, my wife, should pick up every bill. I already know that he will be picking whatever is the most expensive item on the menu, at every restaurant we go to this weekend.
I can expect for him and his girlfriend to bicker and fight all weekend. I’d hate to see him break the streak.
I can expect any thing left out in my home will be read by him. I have to make sure any mail has been hidden. He is just dying to know our net worth. He will probably just ask……. Again.
Everything I own……. He will want to know what I PAID for it.
In honor of his arrival at 6pm Florida time…….. I expect to be shitfaced myself in order to deal with the usual. Lol
I am considering taking a hammer to my boat, just to beat him to the damage…….
Do any of you have a relative like mine?
Things I can expect…….
He usually Clocks In at 9am. Normally he is shitfaced by 4pm. I expect at least an 18 pack to be consumed in this time period. But most likely an entire case of beer.
I am wondering which of my toys will be broken or thrashed, since anything he touches gets used like he stole it! No matter what it is, he has to see how fast it will go?
If he arrives with $43 dollars in his pocket, I can just assume that will be the same amount he leaves with, since in 25 years I have never seen him pick up a tab. He believes his rich attorney sister, my wife, should pick up every bill. I already know that he will be picking whatever is the most expensive item on the menu, at every restaurant we go to this weekend.
I can expect for him and his girlfriend to bicker and fight all weekend. I’d hate to see him break the streak.
I can expect any thing left out in my home will be read by him. I have to make sure any mail has been hidden. He is just dying to know our net worth. He will probably just ask……. Again.
Everything I own……. He will want to know what I PAID for it.
In honor of his arrival at 6pm Florida time…….. I expect to be shitfaced myself in order to deal with the usual. Lol
I am considering taking a hammer to my boat, just to beat him to the damage…….
Do any of you have a relative like mine?