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RiverDave

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Halloween edition lol

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Shlbyntro

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The realtor who listed my house that I just moved out of most closely resembles the first one. although I think it was a pearl necklace, not a bracelet. theres a few photos and videos online 😉
 
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Mcob25rg

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Love it - I’m the buyers dad one!
 

jadenchick

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The LA realtor one is beyond accurate. They forgot to include the Cartier “Love” bracelet lol
 

rivermobster

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I asked someone one time WHY they had the pic of themselves on a business card from when they were twenty years old (she was probably 50+ when I asked).

She said...

So people can see how long I've been in the business!

Mmmmmmmkay. 🙄😜
 

Englewood

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I asked someone one time WHY they had the pic of themselves on a business card from when they were twenty years old (she was probably 50+ when I asked).

She said...

So people can see how long I've been in the business!

Mmmmmmmkay. 🙄😜
I hate it. It’s so tacky to have a pic on a business card.
 
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