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The Prisoner

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Bless me father for I have sinned. Haven’t been to the lake this month because my ride is at the repair shop. Please let me know how many Hail Marys I have to do. I will now say the Act Of Contrition. 😁
 

DaveC

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I remember back in the day owning a Toon would be considered a sin here. Not anymore. Toons are all the rage now. How times have changed.
Its like Toons are accepted now just like gay marriage. Lol

Anyway I was going to ask Reverend RD for forgiveness for my sins of buying a Toon. But that is now not necessary
 

Lavey5150

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I rode a Sea Doo once in Parker for 1 minute- it was a waste of time hopped on my Fx-1 and went to Roadrunner to watch the (.)(.) show.
 

Uncle Dave

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Forgive me father for I have sinned -

What is your confession young man

I have touched myself in an impure manner

ten thousand times........
 

Carlson-jet

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I own 2 Jet-Botes which around here makes me gaye, so I'm not sure how many sins I have actually committed. Please forgive me for my Sins.
 

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I remember back in the day owning a Toon would be considered a sin here. Not anymore. Toons are all the rage now. How times have changed.
Its like Toons are accepted now just like gay marriage. Lol

Anyway I was going to ask Reverend RD for forgiveness for my sins of buying a Toon. But that is now not necessary
Kinda like our leader wanting to buy a wake boat now. :rolleyes:
 

DaveC

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And with Grads running around here that is probably prudent

I cannot tell you how uncomfortable this thread has made me..

Which is weird because nothing on the internet gets to me.. lol

I don’t want anyone confessing anything to me even in jest..
 

Englewood

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Forgive me Dave for I have sinned......

As of this moment, I only own 2 jet skis. Please don't hold it against me. I did buy a house from Mrs. RDP!
 

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Forgiveness needed for not taking off my transom straps on my Eliminator Liberty in 1997 and wondering why the reverse bucket wasn’t working at the launch ramp? LOL!
 

Starloans

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Forgive me Father for I once peed in the channel....
 

mash on it

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This is a hard confession to make.........


Forgive me for I have sinned....... I have not taken my boat out for the last 2 seasons due to the move and other life issues.

You, sir, need the outboard church.
The Reverend accepts everyone, even ditch pump degenerates.

Dan'l
 

Flying_Lavey

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You, sir, need the outboard church.
The Reverend accepts everyone, even ditch pump degenerates.

Dan'l
Oh Im a long time parishioner... Have not been able to get to services in FAR too long. My soul is burning.
 

Big B Hova

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I get drunk at RDP after party's and steal coozies. When I get home I realize I don't need any more RDP coozies. But I do it every time.
 

HNL2LHC

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Forgive me Dave for I have sinned......

As of this moment, I only own 2 jet skis. Please don't hold it against me. I did buy a house from Mrs. RDP!

Great just throw me under the bus because we didn’t use Stacy!!! I don’t think that as River Dave Disciples we should be doing that. :looking:

Forgive me Father for I once peed in the channel....

We are all screwed if this is not forgiven......
 

Rajobigguy

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I have nothing to confess, I'm a perfect angel.
 
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