Say you won the lottery tonight...what would be your first purchase?

[GRADS]

I'm thinking a yacht big enough to have a crew. You?

 

[DEEZNUTS]

A mountain of cocaine. And prostitutes.

Or maybe just a MASSIVE donation to john cox's campaign....

 

[was thatguy]

I'm thinking a yacht big enough to have a crew. You?

I’m in a pool here at work, as well as your boat pic thread.

Either way, my first purchase would be a weekend in a Tahoe suite for you and Stormy Daniels...camera crew included.

 

[wayniac]

First, I think I would start drinking again... Then a Prevost would become my daily driver...

 

[rvrrun]

A couple hours time with my lawyer and financial planner.

 

[cakemoto]

A schiada

 

[rivermobster]

Shintooo as my financial advisor.

 

[COCA COLA COWBOY]

I would just buy a lot of residential homes, 2-4's, and apartment buildings and live off 50% of the passive income. The other 50% I would hold and save for renovations of the properties.

 

[MOUZER]

FIGURE OUT WHICH CHARITYS TO GIVE ALOT TO ...........ST JUDES.........LA CHILDRENS HOSPITAL........ECT

 

[Spot]

Shintooo as my financial advisor.

This... well kinda, I would buy Shintoo any boat he wanted so he would come to the river with us again. AND I would hire an amazing lawyer to protect me, my family and my assets. Then a financial advisor.

 

[old rigger]

A schiada

Probably still need more cash.

 

[River Lynchmob]

Can't believe no one said buy RDP so they can ban your ass permanently.

 

[whipple charged]

shut off and cancel my phone.. change name.. start a LLC.. collect money and disappear....

 

[cakemoto]

I am friends with the spindlers.I might get a deal

 

[Jonas Grumby]

A lawyer
A house in Newport on the water
A TS Top Gun
A 32 Skater( one on each hot boat lake in the country)
The list goes on.

 

[Yellowboat]

I would buy a small motor home and disappear find out where I want too live and build a house... with a huge shop

 

[EmpirE231]

sweet house on the Newport peninsula right next to our good friends (for our weekend house) but that takes time, escrow etc.

so prob a lambo or ferrari for instant gratification

take a nice vacation to start planning my orders for new prevost, tatum and stacker.... DCB M35 & decked out pontoon... yacht.

then start thinking about some of the smart things to do with the money.

 

[RiverDave]

Can't believe no one said buy RDP so they can ban your ass permanently.

We could do a deal where every 100 bucks donated to Cox's campaign gets Grads banned for a day..

RD

 

[RodnJen]

911 Targa

 

[Moody]

Half of you winnings will go to the government. What a fn scam.

 

[4Waters]

A house outside of California

 

[napanutt]

A safe deposit box for the ticket.

 

[KENDOG689]

My dog a shit load more toys so I could sit back and enjoy

 

[bowtiejunkie]

An old missile silo to go hide in with a secured phone line.

 

[WildHorses24]

“Two chicks at the same man, because chicks dig a dude with money!”

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[Kailuaboy89]

Buy my parents house for them so they would not have a mortgage payment, then buy a house for my children and I to live comfortably in, and then fly home, and find a nice house on the north shore to retire in....

 

[Classic Daycruiser]

Eliminator Boats would be my first stop. Then hit the Cessna Dealer for an amphibious Cessna Caravan, and Beechcraft King Air.

Of coarse I'd open up "The Classic Daycruiser - Bar and Grill", with a 240,000sqft museum attached, in Havasu. (I'd use the "certified opportunity zone" tax break to pay for everything. http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/mark...tax-breaks/ar-BBOBEpB?li=BBnbfcN&ocid=UE09DHP)

And if Gambling makes it to Arizona(other than on the Indian Reservation), They'll be the "Classic Daycruiser - Hotel and Casino".

 

[RiverDave]

I’d probably buy the riviera.. all of it. Lol.

 

[WhatExit?]

I'd buy RDP and then ban you

 

[RandyH]

I would give the ticket to my kids so they could win the money, no inheritance taxation that way........then beat them if they didn't take good care of me.

 

[guest hs]

I buy the biggest baddest house on the river in Needles and have a nice blown Vdrive sitting on my dock like the blue and white Vector that was at the Billy B show in February.

 

[spectracular]

I’d buy the Nashville Predators hockey franchise and I’d still have a crap ton of cash left over to do some humanitarian stuff with.

 

[CLdrinker]

A trust for my kids

Huge ranch in Colorado for me

 

[4Waters]

Just officially hit 1 billion dollars

 

[DILLIGAF]

A fucking compound......a real big one on a hill, tucked away and live quietly. That's all I want

 

[OutCole'd]

A house in Las Barriles, Mexico, a nice fishing boat, hire a great captain and a cooler full of Pacifico's.

 

[spectra3279]

New tires for the truck.

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[RiverDave]

Couple of politicians.. my culdesac and build my compound.. dinner with trump.

39 Nortech for out here house in Florida and Bahamas.. and of course a 45 or 50 Nortech or maybe a Hydra Sports for back east..

King sir for cruising around out here..

You know the usuals..

 

[Icky]

Probably a monster and a pack of smokes on my way to work the next day.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

A fucking compound......a real big one on a hill, tucked away and live quietly. That's all I want

Well, that and a yellow Reinell...

 

[DEEZNUTS]

Cole trickles 210.

And maybe a few billboards facing sacramento capital with giant pictures of my nuts.

 

[Old Texan]

I'm thinking a yacht big enough to have a crew. You?

I'd buy the neighborhood around your house out about a mile on all sides, tear it down and built an amusement park called Trump World with 1,000's of Trump costumed workers all chanting "Hey Gronads, let's party....."

 

[monkeyswrench]

Pay off a few friends' houses...
Buy a house on Az side by Needles bridge for my family. Always wanted one...
Donate a crapload to Childrens in Phoenix, and a lot to different cancer research centers...

Hire someone smarter than me to make sure my kids are taken care of...becuase the MTI I buy may kill me!

 

[rickym20]

Few lots on the Rivera and build on them, a boat with all the sonar equipment you can buy /donate to local Havasu Sheriff’s office for future rescues / recoveries in Raegan’s name. Nice house on the beach .

 

[Icky]

I'd buy the neighborhood around your house out about a mile on all sides, tear it down and built an amusement park called Trump World with 1,000's of Trump costumed workers all chanting "Hey Gronads, let's party....."

Just buy all the houses and give them away to the homeless

 

[ElAzul]

I would buy you Grad's I'm sure you have a price

 

[nuckingfuts]

Can't believe no one said buy RDP so they can ban your ass permanently.

Suprised it took until post 12 lol

 

[GRADS]

Actually there's one thing I would do before purchasing my yacht. I'd pay to have this thing fly over the Channel for a month straight!

 

[t&y]

A 12 pack of Bud Light.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

A 12 pack of Bud Light.

Big dreams.