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Are farts ever not funny?

I think my wife is the only one on the planet who doesn't think they are funny. I personally could watch fart videos all day. I don't care if they're real, fake, a whoopy cushion, fart machine, lighting them on fire, etc.
 

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If yours don't make noise.... it ain't funny....:eek:
 

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Are farts ever not funny?

I think my wife is the only one on the planet who doesn't think they are funny. I personally could watch fart videos all day. I don't care if they're real, fake, a whoopy cushion, fart machine, lighting them on fire, etc.
I agree with your wife who must be a Saint!
 

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There is a difference between a fart and a discharge of whatever....that is so bad it will make a buzzard puke on a gut wagon, the former can be funny, the latter...never.
Timing and class, Greg...timing and class. Know your audience.
 

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Timing and class, Greg...timing and class. Know your audience.
Speaking of that. I don't know if you guys are familiar with the act of cupping a fart in your hand and then covering someones nose with it and yelling "Cup of Cheese". Well this video is about 10 years old but I taught my 3 year old nephew that right before Thanksgiving dinner one year. His Mom was pregnant with his brother at the time as you can see in the video. Uncle Greg was in big trouble when he kept saying "cup of cheese" and "smell it" all through dinner. His parents were so pissed.

 

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There is a difference between a fart and a discharge of whatever....that is so bad it will make a buzzard puke on a gut wagon, the former can be funny, the latter...never.
Timing and class, Greg...timing and class. Know your audience.
A buddy of mines farts smell so bad that people leaving the living room (superbowl party a few years ago) looked like people running from the nitro cloud in the pits during a warm up🤣🤣, so bad that a girlfriend vomited👍 thats legend status.
 

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In my mind ..they are fn great. The wife looks at me like I'm fuckin nuts when I'm blasting away laughing to myself🤣🤣
 

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Are farts ever not funny?

I think my wife is the only one on the planet who doesn't think they are funny. I personally could watch fart videos all day. I don't care if they're real, fake, a whoopy cushion, fart machine, lighting them on fire, etc.
Women don’t like them. Most of them don’t even fart. They are more “mature” than us men. Just ask them.
 

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Women don’t like them. Most of them don’t even fart. They are more “mature” than us men. Just ask them.
My wife and I have been together for 27 years and I literally think I've heard her fart 3 times. But sometimes I'll walk by the bathroom and it sounds like the bathroom scene out of Dumb and Dumber.:eek: She must save it up.
 
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My wife and I have been together for 27 years and I literally think I've hear her fart 3 times. But sometimes I'll walk by the bathroom and it sounds like the bathroom scene out of Dumb and Dumber.:eek: She must save it up.
They all fart just not in front of us.
The same, maybe 3 times. She was sleeping and denied them all. It is requested that I leave our room when it’s about to get rowdy. 😆
 

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The best is when you let a loud one out in a crowded store and you blame it on your girl... 🤣 :D ;)
 

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Had a friend in grade school clear the classroom early one day due to a toxic fart, teacher was laughing and gagging at the same time. The only thing worse than his farts was when he took his shoes off.
 

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People farts are funny, dog farts on the other hand are downright gruesome.:p
 

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Are farts ever not funny?

I think my wife is the only one on the planet who doesn't think they are funny. I personally could watch fart videos all day. I don't care if they're real, fake, a whoopy cushion, fart machine, lighting them on fire, etc.
I think you spend too much time with your head in your ass...
 

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They all fart just not in front of us.
Thats the way I prefer it...... I told my young daughters to run to the head and fart... and no burping in front of dad...

That worked so well that now when they enter a room where I am they let out a belch before saying hi....

Ya ... now I gotta laugh

 

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I think there funny.
But my wife doest fart. She toots...,. She says. Lol.
 

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I worked with a guy that always said "A fart is a turd honking for the right away". My kids know that saying well
 

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More useful and thought provoking threads by Grads.
He's more like Trump than he realizes. Not afraid to say things many citizens think.
Doesn't bother me or offend me but will cause me to eyeroll now and then. I get more laughs from the high n mighty who respond at him🤣
 

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My wife and I laugh and fart each other awake every morning! it is a great part of being a carbon based life form here on earth! lol!
 

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My wife and I laugh and fart each other awake every morning! it is a great part of being a carbon based life form here on earth! lol!



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