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  1. Shlbyntro

    Shlbyntro Well-Known Member

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    sent a hooker to my house tonight as we were joking around via text. I think his ass won!

    I politely offered her a glass of wine and sent her on her way, but you could cut the tension with a knife....
     
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  2. 4Waters

    4Waters Well-Known Member

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    Since it was a coworker and a joke, are you sure it was a woman:eek:, he may have double downed on the prank scale.:D
     
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    Was she hot? Shame to waste the girls time, might as well partake in the festivities
     
  4. Shlbyntro

    Shlbyntro Well-Known Member

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    Nope. Not hot. Not sure it was a woman either. He claims that she sucks a good dick lol. Not quite my thing, at least the hooker of questionable gender part.
     
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    Gelcoater Well-Known Member

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    Refer to post #2....
     
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    Rayson1971 Well-Known Member

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    Useless without pics of hooker.:)
     
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    Carlson-jet Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to get that Ultra one way or the other. I like it. LOL. :D


    Kidding aside, that's messed up and worthy of something even more comical. What I don't know because that's up there. :eek:
     
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  8. Gelcoater

    Gelcoater Well-Known Member

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    And...did she have any coke? :D
     
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  9. Shlbyntro

    Shlbyntro Well-Known Member

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    I offered her a coke....?





    I'll leave the images to y'alls imaginations:rolleyes::po_O
     
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    Carlson-jet Well-Known Member

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    Are we talking glasses?
     
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  11. Gelcoater

    Gelcoater Well-Known Member

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    I had to look, you’re only 30:D

    I was around in the 80s, man. :D
     
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    Shlbyntro Well-Known Member

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    I was too!!!

    For about 3months and some change:D
     
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    Carlson-jet Well-Known Member

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    This is a good thing, time is on your side. Patience grasshopper. :cool:
    :D
     
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  14. H20 Toie

    H20 Toie Well-Known Member

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    wtf at least i pst pics oft he stupid shit i so
     
  15. Gelcoater

    Gelcoater Well-Known Member

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    :D
     
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    H20 Toie Well-Known Member

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    do
     
  17. Gelcoater

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    :D :D
     
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    Get back to work stud. :D
     
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  19. Shlbyntro

    Shlbyntro Well-Known Member

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    I did no such thing. I was a perfect gentleman.

    Translation for h20toie:
    O ded no sick think. U waste s prefer ge reall mans.
     
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    First two things that popped into my head:
    1) Your coworkers are much better than mine were....
    2) My wife would blow a gasket...


    Time to double down...send him a male stripper...at work...cop uniform asking if he knows (insert hooker's name)

    He should go from fear, to pissed...quickly followed by WTF:confused:
     
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    you are brutal. But I like the way you think.
     
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    WTF? You had a paid for hooker in your house and you offered her a glass of wine and sent her on her way??? And people call me gay?:rolleyes:
     
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    Good chance it was a dude, so yeah I guess you are gayo_O:D
     
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    Shlbyntro Well-Known Member

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    I dont think (s)he was paid for yet. Haha

    Besides @GRADS , some of us here at RDP have standards. I dont fuck bayliners!
     
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    Like Charlie Sheen said, " I didnt pay her for sex, I paid her to leave "
     
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    Back in the early days...pre craigslist...a running deal was posting ads in the Recycler. Advertise something as a good deal, and then leave your buddies number. Weekend full of unwanted calls...for Chevy Fleetlines or dishwasher for free;)
     
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  27. Shlbyntro

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    I could do this via craigslist. He does have a nice Roush 'Stang that I can snap a couple pictures of....:eek::D:eek:
     
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    Anyway you look at it, ya gotta pay for it one way or another.
     
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    OMG that is the best post ever from grads
     
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    Somebody's been drinking again...
     

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