motormonkey
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She's so ugly she would make a train take a dirt road
Shivering like a squirrel shitten peach seeds
Shivering like a squirrel shitten peach seeds
I will definitely use this againMore excuses than a pregnant nun.
She could eat corn through a picket fenceI'd eat the corn outta her shit! View attachment 1164722
If I had a dog like you I'd shave it's ass and make it backwards.She could eat corn through a picket fence
I thought it was "tits on a boy"..'Bout as useless as tits on a boar which is often misquoted as tits on a board. I guess those are useless too.
He could fuck up an anvil.You could fuck up a wet dream
One of our guys would always ask after hearing that... " but would you suck her dad's dick.... you know to see where she came from"A guy I raced with would say “I’d eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from” when he’d see a pretty woman.
I have a friend who used to say that and I always thought that If I had more dough I’d need more shot to make sandwiches.Life is a shit sandwich, the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
Lol. Different shit.I have a friend who used to say that and I always thought that If I had more dough I’d need more shot to make sandwiches.
putty and paint make a sinner a saint. learned that working with my old man for his construction company in my teens.Some I use at work.
Caulk and paint make what a carpenter ain't.
Only taste I have is in my mouth.
Are you Australian? Because your always on walk about.
Your tits hurt from milking it all day.
My tits hurt from from you milking me all day.
You get enough of that gravy train with biscuit wheels?
Isn't that what Dave did at China Buffet?He just dropped another one
We cant just keep throwing mud against the wall and call it stucco