4Waters
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Nothing, absolutely nothing
Liar...liar...pants on fire.
Or lift up a toilet seatFocking women just can't seem to turn a light off....
Focking women just can't seem to turn a light off....
And she can put that fire out in her pants with a flip of the switch leaving ours burning out of control.Maybe not but they can sure put out that fire in your pants with a flip of a switch.
Flip of the bean can easily reignite any fire...Maybe not but they can sure put out that fire in your pants with a flip of a switch.
Flip of the bean can easily reignite any fire...
“#1 answer on the board!”Focking women just can't seem to turn a light off....
She goes outside to pee?We will be watching a show....I will pause it go outside to piss refresh my drink and I get back to the couch than she stands up to do the same shit.
She goes outside to pee?
Doesn't it get old when they point out other girl's boobs, ass, thong, hard nips, fat ass in yoga pants and shit??Really annoying she likes women more than me.
Doesn't it get old when they point out other girl's boobs, ass, thong, hard nips, fat ass in yoga pants and shit??
I'm fine.... that's the best. Nothing better.
I do the same shit at concert's n stuff. I will go get a beer and come back to a circle of dudes pretty much jerking it at two girls having fun. Had more than a few dudes tell me to get a good look because those chicks are with them. I usually fucking laugh sit there for a minute or two then calmly walk up and claim my turf. It doesn't suck being at the top of the food chain or stuck in the middle of some girls gone wild shit.Ya! Or some women you just met says in a drunken slur "I have never been into women but I love your wife" I just usually take a walk.
Lol...u have to ask?The Bean????
Nope...never...Doesn't it get old when they point out other girl's boobs, ass, thong, hard nips, fat ass in yoga pants and shit??
When she wakes me up in the middle of the night saying "I can't sleep with you snoring" then I say "Why can't I sleep then"
So that’s a bad thing?Grocery shopping and I turn my head and suddenly 15 random things end up in the shopping cart.
No shit, my wife's tahoe always has receipts stuffed in the map pocket and empty water bottles on the floor. I don't mind if thats the only abuse the truck gets, but when she drives my truck for whatever reason she leaves the same mess. Im beyond fanatical about my vehicles, im always barking at her to clean up her messWifey drives a Traverse, I get in to drive water bottles everywhere, and those damn gum wrappers
Really annoying she likes women more than me.
"Fine"....Never fine.
The Bean????
When I ask a question she answers with something I didn’t ask about. So when she’s done with her answer, I have to ask the original question again.
then you try to not engage back to help the conversation stop and you get "are you still there?" ...LOLTrying to get off of the phone with my wife is mission impossible. We'll talk about what we need to and then I'm like okay I'll see you when you get home. 15 minutes later I realize I'm still on the fucking phone and she's pulling in the driveway.
funny thing's happen when you train them young!!!!!She goes outside to pee?