Thanksgiving Prank

[getreal]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1788968607911640

 

[rvrrun]

My girls, 10 and 13, are definitely aware that a bird does not get pregnant.

That gag would never fly around here.

 

[RiverDave]

My girls, 10 and 13, are definitely aware that a bird does not get pregnant.

That gag would never fly around here.

I bet you it would! LOL

Look at a white piece of paper..

What do cows drink?

Invariably everyone says "Milk" (answer water obviously)

Brain plays tricks on you when you put it in a certain frame of mind.. Like pulling a head out of a hole on the ass end of a bird.

 

[Sleek-Jet]

... so that is why we have meatless Thanksgiving. More Tofurkey anyone?

 

[2Driver]

That is cruel, gross and funny. Sure way to have all the turkey to yourself D:

 

[rvrrun]

I bet you it would! LOL

Look at a white piece of paper..

What do cows drink?

Invariably everyone says "Milk" (answer water obviously)

Brain plays tricks on you when you put it in a certain frame of mind.. Like pulling a head out of a hole on the ass end of a bird.

Baby cows drink milk.

 

[rivrrts429]

I bet you it would! LOL

Look at a white piece of paper..

What do cows drink?

Invariably everyone says "Milk" (answer water obviously)

Brain plays tricks on you when you put it in a certain frame of mind.. Like pulling a head out of a hole on the ass end of a bird.

Like when you ask someone what comes out of a toaster they say toast. Nope... bread lol

 

[236eaglexp]

I get toast out of my toaster


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[Flying_Lavey]

Like when you ask someone what comes out of a toaster they say toast. Nope... bread lol

Toast is bread so that not wrong. But, there good be bagels, English muffins, waffles, etc...

I get toast out of my toaster

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Along with whatever else you put in it that you'd like toasted.

 

[236eaglexp]

Yep, I think the riddle is what do you put IN a toaster?

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[rivrrts429]

Will a toaster on a treadmill still toast?

 

[rvrrun]

Will a toaster on a treadmill still toast?

Four slice or two?

 

[rivrrts429]

Four slice or two?

Yes