The Idiot Boaters have already landed

[Booger Ray]

Make some fenders out of box anchors.

as long as the toons stay away I'm good. The roll bar boats are no match for my dock built outta pallets and plastic drums. Them dock crusher just cost too much money for them to even consider tying up.

 

[shintoooo]

Milkmoney muscled his way inside

 

[Booger Ray]

You shouldn’t own a dock…..

at least not a community dock. I feel his pain. Quite a few years back a jet bote' left road runner with naked girls aboard. They took out three dock including mine. The pilot was easy to find as he was the only bloody drunken naked guy running down riverside drive in the middle of the night.

@BoatCop might remember that night.

 

[Booger Ray]

Milkmoney muscled his way inside

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What ever you do, Don't feed him!

 

[PaPaG]

You shouldn’t own a dock…..

So you are telling me that because I dont want assholes almost or hitting my dock and causing damage to it I should not own a dock, lol hope you dont feel that way about your cars, boats or house after someone hits and damages them. Stupid statement.

 

[Icky]

So you are telling me that because I dont want assholes almost or hitting my dock and causing damage to it I should not own a dock, lol hope you dont feel that way about your cars, boats or house after someone hits and damages them. Stupid statement.

Pretty sure they were joking

 

[Booger Ray]

So you are telling me that because I dont want assholes almost or hitting my dock and causing damage to it I should not own a dock, lol hope you dont feel that way about your cars, boats or house after someone hits and damages them. Stupid statement.

On the bright side you started a thread without Fags, speed cars, trannys or bud light in it. Ardy would be proud!

 

[Booger Ray]

Drop a big orange buoy about 5-10 feet out past your dock. Will work wonders.

Then it will look like Echo Lodge and a whole new set of problems will develop.

I'm getting out of Parker and moving down river where the water is calm and the jet boaters are cool.

 

[Dan Lorenze]

I wish they had a live camera guy like they do at the haulover inlet

We should start a YouTube channel about helping people out at places like Site 6.. I'll shoot it, you and some buddies can work the ramp pulling boats out of the water.

 

[BingerFang]

Then it will look like Echo Lodge and a whole new set of problems will develop.

I'm getting out of Parker and moving down river where the water is calm and the jet boaters are cool.

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SHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[HNL2LHC]

Second version. If you have a pic of ”grumpy” Dave I can add that in too.

 

[Booger Ray]

Second version. If you have a pic of ”grumpy” Dave I can add that in too.

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How'bout Ardy Aunaturel giggittygigitty

 

[Badchoices03]

Fixed it…..
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Should say, "Don't come close to my dock" instead....lol

 

[retaocleg]

How'bout Ardy Aunaturel giggittygigitty


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he said giggitty

 

[Booger Ray]

he said giggitty

damn spell check ...Boogity Boogity!

 

[King295]

So you are telling me that because I dont want assholes almost or hitting my dock and causing damage to it I should not own a dock, lol hope you dont feel that way about your cars, boats or house after someone hits and damages them. Stupid statement.

Not sure why I got quoted here, I was trying to provide an honest solution. We did this same thing off of my family's boat house dock and keeps most (keyword most) people outside of the buoy.

Then it will look like Echo Lodge and a whole new set of problems will develop.

I'm getting out of Parker and moving down river where the water is calm and the jet boaters are cool.

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Since you were a nice guy when you picked that GM starter up from me a few years back I'll vote yes for your admission to the promise land, however be advised we generally have no water so its kayaking only 95% of the time. How far south you going?

 

[Booger Ray]

Not sure why I got quoted here, I was trying to provide an honest solution. We did this same thing off of my family's boat house dock and keeps most (keyword most) people outside of the buoy.

Since you were a nice guy when you picked that GM starter up from me a few years back I'll vote yes for your admission to the promise land, however be advised we generally have no water so its kayaking only 95% of the time. How far south you going?

Hidden Beaches. Big old deep water trench out front of the house.

 

[Booger Ray]

Should say, "Don't come close to my dock" instead....lol

or. ...Tourists go home but leave your Daughters!

 

[Booger Ray]

Second version. If you have a pic of ”grumpy” Dave I can add that in too.

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Got us some Mexican Dave.

 

[rivrrts429]

or. ...Tourists go home but leave your Daughters!

… and that’s how child support begins lol

 

[rivermobster]

… and that’s how child support begins lol

Holy fuck!?!?!?!

 

[Booger Ray]

Holy fuck!?!?!?!

couple of old farts will get it

 

[Outdrive1]

What is with all these idiots that do not know the simple rules or courtesy of boating on water ways or lakes. So far Today 3 different IDIOTS that should not be allowed to own boats were drifting down river and headed for our Dock, all 3 got so close to the Dock I said to myself here we go he is going to hit it... 1 idiot had to kick off and push away from our dock at the bow of his boat while 5 or 6 lazy idiots in the boat just sat there and watched, and YES I did go out on the porch and Yell YOU FKNG IDIOT! the other 2 idiot boaters had to jump into the driver seats and in panic start their boats and back off in a rush, both got within 2-4 feet of smashing the north side of our dock. (different times of the day). Why do these IDIOTS wait until the last second to pull away from a dock just tells me they are TOTAL IDIOTS!. I think I may invite a guest to hang out at our dock this weekend lol.

What’s the location of this dock?

Are the people pushing off floating with the current?

 

[Booger Ray]

What’s the location of this dock?

Are the people pushing off floating with the current?

Don't even think about it Paul! If you need to use a dock GlennZilla's never gonna use his! It's too purdy!

 

[retaocleg]

couple of old farts will get it

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que the beach boys/surf music........

 

[Booger Ray]

que the beach boys/surf music........

 

[DUN]

Then it will look like Echo Lodge and a whole new set of problems will develop.

I'm getting out of Parker and moving down river where the water is calm and the jet boaters are cool.

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You're going to need to train a photographer to replace you.......

 

[Booger Ray]

You're going to need to train a photographer to replace you.......

That'll be easy! 200 bux for a camera then point and shoot! It's so easy even a Parkabilly can do it! Ciao!

 

[River Runnin]

Don’t worry about the drifters! Them Fooking Wave Tractors will fuk up your dock from the other side of the river!

 

[PaPaG]

Not sure why I got quoted here, I was trying to provide an honest solution. We did this same thing off of my family's boat house dock and keeps most (keyword most) people outside of the buoy.

Since you were a nice guy when you picked that GM starter up from me a few years back I'll vote yes for your admission to the promise land, however be advised we generally have no water so its kayaking only 95% of the time. How far south you going?

Sorry about that King295, your post was above the post I read saying I should not own a dock and I was replying to the comment somehow put yours in there as well.

 

[Ladsm]

The docks are clearly racist and built off the backs of slavery. You owe all boaters without docks reparations!!!!!!

 

[Badchoices03]

You have a dock, I DON'T have a dock....therefore its OUR dock

 

[mash on it]

que the beach boys/surf music........

Dan'l

 

[JFMFG]

The docks are clearly racist and built off the backs of slavery. You owe all boaters without docks reparations!!!!!!

Now that’s funny.

 

[El Rojo]

Has anyone thrown out a "hold onto your hats" joke response yet? No??? Ok, I'll give it a try...

HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS NAYSAYERS, IT'S MEMORIAL DAY WKND 2023!!!!