Threesome?

[beaverretriever]

A buddy of mine just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?".
He said "Her brother's got a mustache."

 

[oldschool]

That right there is funny, I don’t care who you are.

 

[endobear]

A buddy of mine just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?". He said "Her brother's got a mustache."

I'm definitely telling my twins this joke. But not for another 10 years.

 

[WYRD]

My wife and I were taking about how spicy a threesome would be. She was getting all into it and said it sounds so sexy. When she asked me who I thought it would be with I suppose her best friend Beth and the receptionist from the gym was the wrong answer....

 

[JB in so cal]

4 posts and hundreds of views lol

 

[Jed-O]

My wife and I were taking about how spicy a threesome would be. She was getting all into it and said it sounds so sexy. When she asked me who I thought it would be with I suppose her best friend Beth and the receptionist from the gym was the wrong answer....

I made that same mistake 25 years ago with my girlfriend at the time... I had no idea that I was supposed to choose a celebrity. Instead I chose her hot friend Lauren...

That conversation didn't end well.... Whoops!!!

 

[FreeBird236]

So what do you do when you finally get up the nerve to ask your wife about a threesome and she says she wouldn't mind one with your buddy?

 

[Jed-O]

So what do you do when you finally get up the nerve to ask your wife about a threesome and she says she wouldn't mind one with your buddy?

Same thing as the women do. Find uglier friends...

 

[SoCalDave]

Well the experts say it's good to discuss your sexually fantasies with your partner as it helps the relationship in more ways than one...yeah right, I could only imagine me telling my wife that I want to fuk her best friend of 35 years.

 

[spectra3279]

All of these is how you end up with child support payments and vagina money payments.

 

[v6toy4x]

A buddy of mine just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?".
He said "Her brother's got a mustache."

THANK YOU! that was great!

 

[SOCALCRICKETT]

Poor man's threesome...




Just sleep with a chick that is bipolar!

 

[Shlbyntro]

Poor man's threesome...




Just sleep with a chick that is bipolar!

its fun the first time.

 

[BingerFang]

I almost had a three some last night!!


I just needed 2 more people…

 

[wzuber]

Well the experts say it's good to discuss your sexually fantasies with your partner as it helps the relationship in more ways than one...yeah right, I could only imagine me telling my wife that I want to fuk her best friend of 35 years.

what could possibly go wrong?

 

[bonesfab]

And that's how the fight started.