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Todays safety lesson……don’t eat earbuds

TrollerDave

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Just got back from doctor. Had X-rays and they cant find it. I know for a fact that I didnt shat the thing out. I have religiously chopped up every piece of shit that has left my body since I swallowed it. What they did say is that I am backed up big time, aka full of shit, way farther north than is normal. The thoughts are that since I have so much crap in there that it may be masking the image. I am now taking something to clean me out and check things as it comes out and go back in two days for another X-ray.

Shits getting old as they say.

If there is that much crap in there that is blocking an airpod from exiting, I think the bet should be WHAT you poop out, not WHEN. 🤣
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My bet is a Miller Lite can pull tab, $0.38 in coins, a marble, a key, and of course a 10mm socket.:p
Maybe he’ll find Later’s boat. 😁
 

mbrown2

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You are now part of an elite group...surprised the Dr did an xray vs just using the "find my airpoo app"...

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WhatExit?

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Well, there may be an upside to this for Walt...


And here's a gift he should buy for himself...

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Walt, while you're buying the Poo Airpod case you can buy these - on sale today!


You swallow these they'll make a porn movie about you (or another Jackass movie)...

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Who else pops a handful of herbs & Rx's and takes 'em all at once? Personally, I take each individually or I'd simply choke on taking that many.....and I see/know what's going in my piehole.
 

MPHSystems

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Who else pops a handful of herbs & Rx's and takes 'em all at once? Personally, I take each individually or I'd simply choke on taking that many.....and I see/know what's going in my piehole.
Some people can suppress their gag reflex.

Did you ever see an incompetent member of upper management and wonder: “how did she get all those promotions so fast?”

well, there you go.
 

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Maybe Walt is some kind of Superman and his body broke it down battery and all. 🙄
 

Outdrive1

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One man’s poop is another man’s treasure.
 

C-Ya

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Well my guess to the time and day of exit, expired almost an hour ago. No free shirt for me. Lol
 

King295

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Let this be a lesson to all Apple users.... always have the latest generation of their products otherwise they will throttle their speed capabilities. Had Walt had the most recent generation, this AirPod would have been out by now.
 

HNL2LHC

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If RDP wasn’t so negative you guys would realize that this is a positive and that Walt’s iPods have not taken a shit on him……YET
 

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What can Brown do for you, Walt?
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