Tomorrow: A really big dick rides a really big dick...

[WhatExit?]

into space. Bet his ego is hurting from watching "poor" Richard Branson go up in space before him.

If, somehow, the rocket blows up, will they sell the pieces on Amazon? Asking for a friend.

Watch Jeff Bezos get launched into space

The richest man in the world will liftoff Tuesday morning.

www.theverge.com

 

[shintoooo]

 

[HTTP404]

into space. Bet his ego is hurting from watching "poor" Richard Branson go up in space before him.

If, somehow, the rocket blows up, will they sell the pieces on Amazon? Asking for a friend.

Watch Jeff Bezos get launched into space

The richest man in the world will liftoff Tuesday morning.

www.theverge.com

Ebay

 

[rivermobster]

The whole mission will last ten minutes? Really?

Magic Mountain has better rides that that!

Cheaper too!

 

[traquer]

These guys got balls.. Strapping yourself to a big rocket is no joke, shit can always happen. Gotta respect that.

On the other hand, this suborbital thing where you go up and fall right back to earth is the minor leagues compared to going into orbit and having to reenter the atmosphere at 17,000 mph..

 

[kurtis500]

If the greatest generation is laughing at us, can you blame them??

Seriously, what generation can say to the next two.. "been there, done that"

 

[WhatExit?]

Jeff Bezos teased over phallic-shaped rocket Blue Origin

“Is it me, or does Jeff Bezos’ rocket look like a giant penis?” one person tweeted alongside a photo of Blue Origin, the craft the 57-year-old world’s richest man will fly into space next mon…

nypost.com

 

[JB in so cal]

There is not a single thing anyone inside can do to control this thing. 100% autonomous. It's like they're sitting in a circle jerk waiting for gravity to go away...

 

[havasujeeper]

F him and the rocket he rode on!

 

[Xtrmwakeboarder]

Guy is so rich he’s probably downloaded his consciousness as a back up if anything happens…Then again, maybe I’ve been watching too much Sci Fi.

 

[HNL2LHC]

The whole mission will last ten minutes? Really?

Magic Mountain has better rides that that!

Cheaper too!

Magic Mountain is Free if you let them jab you with the Vax!!!!!!

 

[outboard_256]

There is not a single thing anyone inside can do to control this thing. 100% autonomous. It's like they're sitting in a circle jerk waiting for gravity to go away...

Its like a crazy expensive roll coaster ride.

 

[The Prisoner]

If that ride is anything like my last Amazon order he is in BIG trouble.

 

[dspracing]

These guys are making the biggest deal out of a 10 minute ride in a rocket in 2021 yet people still are acting like we went to the moon 60 years ago! Yeah right.

 

[CoronaChris]

Bezos said next year his “Big Blue Dick Shuttle” will be cuming to YoreAnus.

 

[CoronaChris]

Think he will pull up to the shuttle in this

 

[530RL]

Good for him and Branson.

Think of all the people those guys businesses have made rich.

Capitalism works.

 

[Looking Glass]

These guys got balls.. Strapping yourself to a big rocket is no joke, shit can always happen. Gotta respect that.

On the other hand, this suborbital thing where you go up and fall right back to earth is the minor leagues compared to going into orbit and having to reenter the atmosphere at 17,000 mph..

No Pilot.

 

[rivermobster]

Good for him and Branson.

Think of all the people those guys businesses have made rich.

Capitalism works.

Good point. I was I could build a ride I could sell seats for at twenty eight million a pop!

 

[The Prisoner]

Think he will pull up to the shuttle in this

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______________would own a car like this.

 

[Joe mama]

______________would own a car like this.

I have a good idea. Lol

 

[Backlash]

Not to be "That guy," but who gets to take care of Lauren if this science experiment takes a sudden left turn? Askng for a friend......

 

[WhatExit?]

Good for him.

Think of all the people in China Bezos has made rich.

China rules manufacturing

Fixed it for ya China lover

 

[monkeyswrench]

We had a German immigrant shortly after WWII that had already figured this out. Sharp fellow. None of his designs looked like King Kong's dildo either.

 

[kurtis500]

I don’t want anyone to get hurt. But could you imagine how historic it would be if it crashed and burned? It would be tragic but epic like the original Hindenburg video

 

[monkeyswrench]

I don’t want anyone to get hurt. But could you imagine how historic it would be if it crashed and burned? It would be tragic but epic like the original Hindenburg video

Headline:

"Giant Dick Crashes and Burns"

"In other news, Blue origin rocket test a failure"

 

[Brokeboatin221]

Where’s mini me?????????

 

[Sleek-Jet]

I don't get the hate for these guys. I think private space travel is awesome.

Oh, what's that? His spaceship only goes 60 miles up? Ok, well earn a couple billion dollars then build your own rocket. When you get to the apogee on that first ride, roll down the window and tell me how that works out.

 

[Icky]

Good point. I was I could build a ride I could sell seats for at twenty eight million a pop!

Just start your own sxs company and do some pre-sales to fund it

 

[Taboma]

T- 13:20

 

[HCP3]

The SpaceX program makes this look like a highschool science experiment.

 

[BajaT]

Ex Indiana coach Bobby Knight is in the control room helping out!

 

[lakemadness]

They look like a nascar team out there dickin around trying to figure out how to get them out.

 

[Backlash]

Well, I guess Lauren Sanchez isn't available......

 

[gqchris]

I don't get the hate for these guys. I think private space travel is awesome.

Oh, what's that? His spaceship only goes 60 miles up? Ok, well earn a couple billion dollars then build your own rocket. When you get to the apogee on that first ride, roll down the window and tell me how that works out.

I think its the hate on Bezos. Something about the guy I just want to plant one right on his suck hole!

 

[hallett21]

I don't get the hate for these guys. I think private space travel is awesome.

Oh, what's that? His spaceship only goes 60 miles up? Ok, well earn a couple billion dollars then build your own rocket. When you get to the apogee on that first ride, roll down the window and tell me how that works out.

Jealousy


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[regor]

 

[Racer56]

Personally I think this is really cool and I'm glad to see something constructive being done, instead of bullshit social experiments.

This is democracy and capitalism at it's best, allowing the U.S. to continue to lead the world in innovation!

 

[Ziggy]

If that ride is anything like my last Amazon order he is in BIG trouble.

Delivered to wrong address or seized by porch pirates maybe.

 

[Ziggy]

Bezos misspelled the name on purpose, he really meant it to be called Blue Organ.

 

[c_land]

Dems already see a tax opportunity

 

[Wedgy]

Dems already see a tax opportunity

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The last line sounds like a proposed mileage tax on Kamala's lips

 

[rivermobster]

T- 13:20

Jezuz...

The speeds of that giant dildo are freaking amazing...

 

[Taboma]

Jezuz...

The speeds of that giant dildo are freaking amazing...

I agree, certainly sportin a different look, but all the windows must make for some cool views. Isn't quick off the line, but then really started bookin-it.
I thought it was fun to watch, wish I had the $$, I'd jump onboard, I wouldn't care if it was shaped like a vagina

 

[rivermobster]

I agree, certainly sportin a different look, but all the windows must make for some cool views. Isn't quick off the line, but then really started bookin-it.
I thought it was fun to watch, wish I had the $$, I'd jump onboard, I wouldn't care if it was shaped like a vagina

2k mph in 2 min...

What a rush!

 

[Taboma]

2k mph in 2 min...

What a rush!

Rocket return landing was flawless and the capsule touching down at 16 mph landed flat as a pancake, whomp, ride over. Coverage was awesome.

 

[HCP3]

Rocket return landing was flawless and the capsule touching down at 16 mph landed flat as a pancake, whomp, ride over. Coverage was awesome.

The capsule fired a "skirt" rocket 6' above ground to slow it down from 16 MPH which is why it was such a soft landing.

 

[just_floatin]

 

[WhatExit?]

Jealousy


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Jealousy as in no fucking way…

There are plenty of bad things Bezos has done to America and it’s citizens.

For starters his trillion dollar company has helped make China more profitable and powerful than ever before, while hurting American companies and their employees.

And he owns and directs the Washington Post, perhaps the most liberal newspaper in the United States, in their anti-American activities

 

[Desert Whaler]

I heard one person bid like $24 million to ride this flight.
You know how they had the 'Speed', and 'Altitude' tickers on the screen??? . . it'd be cool if someone did the same for a dollar amount beginning at $0.00 as the rocket fired , , ,then ran to $24 million when it touched-down !
That would put things onto perspective !!!