U Guys are idiots - PARKER IS NOT CLOSED, IT'S A JOKE..

[RiverDave]

You realize enough of you precks are saying that shit now, that I'm actually getting people asking me... "Is the river closed for some reason?"

The answer is no Parker is not closed, and don't be so gullible.


RD

 

[rivermobster]

It's workin...

 

[FordRacing250]

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[460]

You realize enough of you precks are saying that shit now, that I'm actually getting people asking me... "Is the river closed for some reason?"

The answer is no Parker is not closed, and don't be so gullible.


RD

People please disregaurd what dave said. He hasnt been getting alot of sleep and its affecting what comes out of his mouth.

Parker is infact closed:skull

 

[WTMFA]

It's on the INTERWEB.....................you sayin it's not true:swear:fsakesoint

 

[Riverbound]

I'm heading out there this weekend to board up my house. I don't want the deckboat swingers and tweakers breaking into my house while parker is closed. Get your facts straight RD ;-)

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[rivermobster]

Apparetly RD hasnt been to church lately...

 

[HavasuHank]

 

[pronstar]

RD SUX...that's still true, right? :skull

 

[cxr]

LOL this is funny as shit!!!

 

[RaceTec]

Just asked and got sent these pictures??? Dave are you pulling our leg, it's still closed right?:grumble:

 

[rivermobster]

just got this in a e-mail...

 

[bunkrepair]

My favorite thread ever! This is gonna get good!

 

[Riverbottom]

Looked closed this morning. Did not see a boat anywhere when I left for work.

 

[rivermobster]

signs, signs, everywhere is signs...

 

[Outdrive1]

Here now packing up the house. It was fun while it lasted.

 

[454Rocket]

:fsakes

 

[Skee]

SHIT!! NOW ya tell me....I cancelled mine and my kids vacation this summer cus I thought it was true!!



















































J/K

 

[rivermobster]

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[Gramps]

Pic form the keys yesterday.....

 

[460]

 

[LowRiver2]

You realize enough of you precks are saying that shit now, that I'm actually getting people asking me... "Is the river closed for some reason?"

The answer is no Parker is not closed, and don't be so gullible.

The fact you got asked that by multiple people and you had to post made my day

Wow, really informed river peeps here huh?? LOL

On a flip side,the site has become so successful, probably a lot of out of area folks who are out of the loop, so that's good.


Must be all the Glamis dunes newbies that thought they could ride their quads down the strip:skull:thumbsup

 

[rivermobster]

its not only the glamis peeps that missed the memo...

 

[941Punk]

fuck me.. i believed it

 

[rivermobster]

fuck me.. i believed it

you say that like its not really true....

(how bout some good photochops from you!!!)

:headscratch:

 

[Fury25]

signs, signs, everywhere is signs...

RD,

You must have bumped your head... I've seen this sign all over the internet, and you know that everything on the internet is true!! plus this is the same thing i was talking about 4 hours before this post...


Parker is closed, please do not plan any trips there. But Havasu is still open and going strong. Plus there are a few very nice homes on here to rent up there for the weekend (notice there are none in Parker to rent... it's closed). so go there instead!! :thumbsup

 

[screaming pete]

ive had 4 offers on my river house all peeps from parker wtf

 

[RadMan]

You realize enough of you precks are saying that shit now, that I'm actually getting people asking me... "Is the river closed for some reason?"

The answer is no Parker is not closed, and don't be so gullible.


RD

What is this, some kinda modern day Rick Roll, except, people have to go all the way out to Parker just to find out the cruel truth that it is in fact closed.:thumbsdown

 

[wash11]

You realize enough of you precks are saying that shit now, that I'm actually getting people asking me... "Is the river closed for some reason?"

The answer is no Parker is not closed, and don't be so gullible.


RD

Ahhhhh, c'mon dad, couldn't we just have fun a little while longer?

 

[RiverDave]

Ahhhhh, c'mon dad, couldn't we just have fun a little while longer?

I don't really care, but 1st it was the kid that rents part of my shop.. "I'm assuming it's a joke.. but is it really closed for some reason?"

Then it was a couple e-mails "Dave what's going on that they shut down the river?"

Now I'm getting a phone call or two from the main #.. Normally I'm pretty polite to people, but the last one I said.. "Jesus man how do you get through life being this gullible?" He hung up. LOL

RD

 

[HolyMoly]

Well it is not technically closed, but with the water super low so they can do annual maintenance to a number of under water services, you are not going to do much boating in 1 foot of water. The reason the ramps are closed is so no one damages them when the water is this low.

But walmart is open, and all the bars. You just have to drive on dry land. If you want to boat, you can make a quick trip up to Havasu...no big deal! :thumbsup

 

[UltraLucky]

Might as well be closed there's no water

 

[Long Way Home]

The usually bustling boating area of Parker is completely deserted this morning..
Photo of downtown Parker and river.

 

[Rvrluvr]

Now I'm getting a phone call or two from the main #.. Normally I'm pretty polite to people, but the last one I said.. "Jesus man how do you get through life being this gullible?" He hung up. LOL

RD

that was me, you really hurt my feelings :cry:

 

[wash11]

Well it is not technically closed, but with the water super low so they can do annual maintenance to a number of under water services, you are not going to do much boating in 1 foot of water. The reason the ramps are closed is so no one damages them when the water is this low.

But walmart is open, and all the bars. You just have to drive on dry land. If you want to boat, you can make a quick trip up to Havasu...no big deal! :thumbsup

We were talking about that last night. Doesn't seem to make much sense that they would do that during boating season, usually done in the winter. Oh well, at least I was able to find some decent sunglasses in the mud.

 

[RogerThat99]

I found River Dave's cousin Riverboat Dave and he doesn't know either way.

http://www.riverboatdaves.com/

Trust me it isn't a Rick Roll.

 

[Fury25]

I Googled Parker is closed and this came up...


http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showthread.php?p=798390

http://tinyurl.com/3gjulpb

 

[HolyMoly]

We were talking about that last night. Doesn't seem to make much sense that they would do that during boating season, usually done in the winter. Oh well, at least I was able to find some decent sunglasses in the mud.

Since when has the government ever done things that make since? I heard someone looking for a box anchor had some influence on the timing of this "scheduled maintenance."

 

[Rvrluvr]

http://tinyurl.com/3gjulpb

I love the paragraph shintooo boobies.....LOL

 

[Long Way Home]

The last of the RDP people are seen leaving town eary this moring...

 

[UltraLucky]

Couple more from earlier:hmm

 

[Fury25]

Couple more from earlier:hmm

Holy Sh!t, it really is closed!!

 

[RiverDave]

I can't remember who took those pics.. ??

RD

 

[HolyMoly]

Holy Sh!t, it really is closed!!

Don't go all RD on us. Just because there is no water doesn't mean its closed. RD is getting sponsor money from Fox's and RoadRunner and Walmart and they are all open. Get it....OPEN.

 

[rivermobster]

I can't remember who took those pics.. ??

RD

UltraLucky just took em this morning!! Jezzzz Dave, why ya gotta be a hater??

 

[Skee]

So,your saying all these river pics that River Pirate is posting are not real? :hmm Or are they really from somewhere else?? :skull

 

[LomitaBob]

I have nevet seen the water get that low. Was that for construction or something? And i know parker is closed

sent from the EVO

 

[RaceTec]

So,your saying all these river pics that River Pirate is posting are not real? :hmm Or are they really from somewhere else?? :skull

Those pictures are from a while back, and it takes a LONG time to drain all of that water!!!

 

[Havaduner]

The fact you got asked that by multiple people and you had to post made my day

Wow, really informed river peeps here huh?? LOL

On a flip side,the site has become so successful, probably a lot of out of area folks who are out of the loop, so that's good.


Must be all the Glamis dunes newbies that thought they could ride their quads down the strip:skull:thumbsup

Since we're talking about places being closed, everbody's heard about glamis right?:skull

 

[Rvrluvr]

Since we're talking about places being closed, everbody's heard about glamis right?:skull

well played sir