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Just had it done 3 weeks ago. They said no strenuous activity (running, lifting heavy objects, etc) for 2 weeks. Said they’ve seen people who “felt fine” go for a run and come back with a sack the size of a grapefruit.

Me, I had no swelling and no pain honestly. They prescribed me Vicodin and I didn’t need any of it. I used the frozen peas as a precautionary.

So my wife the Lurker just asked me when I’m going in. I told her we have to plan out the recovery. She thinks I can work CONSTRUCTION the next day because the procedure is only a few minutes. I told her I need a week off.
Can someone tell her how long the recovery actually is? She’s reading.
 

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Had it Fri., lots of frozen veggie bags for ice packs (with words do not use in sharpie written on them), lol. I had to kill a rattlesnake with a shovel ten hours after, didn't feel too hot the next day, back to work Monday.
I talked to the Doc during the procedure, burning pain a little, but have had much worse. Pretty easy otherwise.
No issues otherwise.
 

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Vasectomy ?

We did tubal ligation....didn't hurt me a bit, no after effects and felt fine the next day.
I was under Blue Cross, St. Jude at the time, they banned doing that at child birth with the then wife.
Cameras on Op rooms to ensure Doc's wouldn't slip it in. Ridiculous in my book.
 

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I went in for mine, all set up on the table, nurse pulling on my junk, doc reaches down and start yanking on the boys, says nope.
You got to come back and we need to put you out. Opened it up and got the pruning shears and lopped those dudes off.
 

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I went in for mine, all set up on the table, nurse pulling on my junk, doc reaches down and start yanking on the boys, says nope.
You got to come back and we need to put you out. Opened it up and got the pruning shears and lopped those dudes off.
:eek::eek::eek:
 

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So my wife the Lurker just asked me when I’m going in. I told her we have to plan out the recovery. She thinks I can work CONSTRUCTION the next day because the procedure is only a few minutes. I told her I need a week off.
Can someone tell her how long the recovery actually is? She’s reading.
I did mine on a Friday, and was. Back to work on Monday. I'm also in the construction field and I was climbing scaffold Monday. Ice for two days straight, and wear a jock strap without the cup for support. Dont want your boys hanging to low for the first week

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Turning 44 in August. I am thinking that I am done. The wife doesn't want another one either. This is something that I have been seriously considering. There is a real mental issue with having someone intentionally damaging my junk..... Just struggling with the whole thing mentally.
At the same time a "opps" would be a bad thing.
 

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frozen peas will be your friend. I did one side with no numbing as it wouldn't take for some reason. After four attempts with the needle, I told the doc, the first side took about 30 seconds, so lets just get to it. I can tough it out for 30 seconds. Apparently I was his first to do it that way. It was nothing. Make sure to tell the wife for two days no flattering clothes, as you don't want her walking by arousing the beast.
 

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I did it over 12 years ago. I was an idiot and didn't follow instructions of no strenuous activity because I felt so good after a week. Don't ride a motorcycle for a few weeks. That being said, I don't regret it for even a minute.
 

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In all honesty it wasn't that bad, I was in and out of the office in under 25 minutes. As many have said, take it easy for a week or so and you will be fine. Worst part of the whole process was the uncomfortable conversation with the doctor while he was working, and the not so funny "Joke" about his cold hands. Numb or not they were F'ing cold....
 

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I must've had a pissed off doctor. My nuts turned the color of the background on this site.
 

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Had it Fri., lots of frozen veggie bags for ice packs (with words do not use in sharpie written on them), lol........
I thought you were supposed to leave the peas in the bag? :) :) :)
 

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I've got a permanent vasectomy after this year, it's called retrograde ejaculation. Absolutely nothing comes out...my load shoots into my bladder and then I piss it out later. Only chance I have of getting a girl pregnant is if I pee on her. Not joking.
 

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I've got a permanent vasectomy after this year, it's called retrograde ejaculation. Absolutely nothing comes out...my load shoots into my bladder and then I piss it out later. Only chance I have of getting a girl pregnant is if I pee on her. Not joking.
So much is starting to make sense now.
 

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I've got a permanent vasectomy after this year, it's called retrograde ejaculation. Absolutely nothing comes out...my load shoots into my bladder and then I piss it out later. Only chance I have of getting a girl pregnant is if I pee on her. Not joking.
Say what??? :eek::confused:
 

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I've got a permanent vasectomy after this year, it's called retrograde ejaculation. Absolutely nothing comes out...my load shoots into my bladder and then I piss it out later. Only chance I have of getting a girl pregnant is if I pee on her. Not joking.
If you had your prostate removed that's impossible because the prostate produces the jizz that picks up the sperm produced form the testicles to impregnate.
 

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If you had your prostate removed that's impossible because the prostate produces the jizz that picks up the sperm produced form the testicles to impregnate.
I didn't have it removed just trimmed.
 

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Got my vasectomy when we lived in Louisiana. No complications and no difficulties. That old country doctor told me, if needed, the frozen peas work well. And for pain he recommended Budweiser and Bufferin. Had to be that combination. I said you better have my wife come back here, she's going to cry BS. It worked. It was summer, and the B & B went down very well.
 

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A couple of tips:

A. Keep your socks on. I had mine done many years ago just after Christmas. It was cold outside and in the procedure room. The doctor has to 'feel' where the tubes inside are and if you have shrinkage going on its bad. The doctor couldn't find one of my lines and it hurt like hell. The doctor had to leave me under an incondescant exam light while things warmed up enough to find them to snip.

B. Even if you think you are healing well, don't do anything too active. I made the mistake of thinking I could take down the Christmas lights. Was fine at the time, but lots of swelling that night.
 

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Welp...all done. Like was said. A pinch and slight pain from the incisions. Tugging on the tubes made me want to puke. Pulling the tape off your dick and belly hurt. And of course the nurses were cute. Time for some corn and a rehab beer
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I've got a permanent vasectomy after this year, it's called retrograde ejaculation. Absolutely nothing comes out...my load shoots into my bladder and then I piss it out later. Only chance I have of getting a girl pregnant is if I pee on her. Not joking.
So you actually shoot blanks.:D



No wait, it gets better, you actually take a load:eek::p HAHAHA
 

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So my wife the Lurker just asked me when I’m going in. I told her we have to plan out the recovery. She thinks I can work CONSTRUCTION the next day because the procedure is only a few minutes. I told her I need a week off.
Can someone tell her how long the recovery actually is? She’s reading.
I am going in on a Tuesday and then plan on an alone weekend in Havasu for Friday - Sunday as a gift to myself.

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I've got a permanent vasectomy after this year, it's called retrograde ejaculation. Absolutely nothing comes out...my load shoots into my bladder and then I piss it out later. Only chance I have of getting a girl pregnant is if I pee on her. Not joking.
Damn.....that must suck for the wife. Every girl I have slept with absolutely loves feeling the shot inside them......

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I am going in on a Tuesday and then plan on an alone weekend in Havasu for Friday - Sunday as a gift to myself.

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I’m spending the entire week of the 4th in Parker. Plan to take it nice and easy all weekend and this coming week before I head out.


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Had it Fri., lots of frozen veggie bags for ice packs (with words do not use in sharpie written on them), lol. I had to kill a rattlesnake with a shovel ten hours after, didn't feel too hot the next day, back to work Monday.
I talked to the Doc during the procedure, burning pain a little, but have had much worse. Pretty easy otherwise.
No issues otherwise.
That burning pain is your ball sack on fire, good thing you couldn't see it.
 

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Fuck me! This boredom is worse than the surgery. I’ve watched every crappy movie on HBO. Moving on to some series or Netflix. I’m antsy as shit


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Monday I have a class in Fontana at kaiser. Thursday they do the the deal. Should be exciting
 

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Monday I have a class in Fontana at kaiser. Thursday they do the the deal. Should be exciting
Funny thing...I’ve been using Kaiser for years. They have the hot nurses in urology...


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I'm not going to lie, not having any kids it was a pretty sobering feeling waking up realizing I never would. I hope you guys think LONG and HARD before doing this.
 

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Piece of cake for me. It was such a small thing I’m already starting to forget details. I can’t sleep unless I’m bathed or showered. I showered the same night even though they told me not to. Of course I wasn’t stupid about it and I didn’t soap and scrub the stitches. Took one day off work (pilot), and was back at it the next. I think I was at the gym the day after that. Never needed a sack of frozen peas. Might have taken some Advil for the first 24 hours or so. Could feel that there was a wound there if you moved a certain way for a few days. Then without even noticing, it all just went away. It was ultimately all one big meh.

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I'm not going to lie, not having any kids it was a pretty sobering feeling waking up realizing I never would. I hope you guys think LONG and HARD before doing this.
Most already have kids but you're right definitely need to make sure this is what you want to do.
 

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I can still see the hot nurses grin thru the plume of smoke.

Sit on the couch for two days with a bag of frozen peas and you will be fine.
 

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I'm not going to lie, not having any kids it was a pretty sobering feeling waking up realizing I never would. I hope you guys think LONG and HARD before doing this.
Most already have kids but you're right definitely need to make sure this is what you want to do.
Actually I just wanted to slip LONG and HARD into a dick thread and not get banned.:D
 

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I've got a permanent vasectomy after this year, it's called retrograde ejaculation. Absolutely nothing comes out...my load shoots into my bladder and then I piss it out later. Only chance I have of getting a girl pregnant is if I pee on her. Not joking.

You have an innie? Holy Hell man.
 

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I havent been snipped yet. But I do have a funny story of getting my Balls ultrasounded a few months ago. They wanted to make sure all is well since my T was/is low.

So on the way there, im like, Please god, make sure this isnt a dude. Get there, walk back to room, Jackpot! Hot milf!
She is like, just take off your pants, lie down and we will start. Im like, hell yea. Starts jellying up my sack, this is great! Uh oh, started getting a semi! Oh shit, this is unprofessional I thought. Concentrate bro! Don't pop a chub! I was thinking about everything in the planet to divert my mind. Kept it at bay, but it was close!

Came home and wife was like, How was it? Oh it sucked babe, some fucking old man! LOL
 
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