Who would your Wife/SO temp suspend your relationship for?

[Javajoe]

Nikki Bella

 

[ChevelleSB406]

Wtf is balloon knot ???

Ham Flower
Leather Cheerio
bagina

 

[Javajoe]

Wtf is balloon knot ???

Man in the boat

 

[BONER]

.... Still trying to get past "Balloon Knot".... priceless... and I'm stealing it!

Rusty Sherriffs Badge, Starhole, Balloon Knot, Chocolate Starfish, Poop Chute, Turd Cutter, the Mud Drags, I can go on and on....

 

[BONER]

Wtf is balloon knot ???

A butthole. It looks like a tied Balloon Knot.

You're welcome.

 

[MissB]

Paul Walker or Josh Duhamel... tall skinny. LOL

 

[WhatExit?]

Wtf is balloon knot ???

 

[rivermobster]

Wtf is balloon knot ???

Ever see 2 girls 1 cup?

 

[Nordie]

Have no idea what the wifes hall pass is, I just know mine is Mila Kunis

 

[samsah33]

Wife is the settler & I'm the reacher so the bar is low and the list is long...

 

[WYRD]

Man in the boat

Ummm I think you need more practice rowing

 

[JD D05]

Paul Walker or Josh Duhamel... tall skinny. LOL

Paul passed away.

 

[YeahYeah01]

Ever see 2 girls 1 cup?

You had to go there. Instant nasty visual lol.

 

[YeahYeah01]

Have no idea what the wifes hall pass is, I just know mine is Mila Kunis

I have no clue either. But the way her and the other wives talk about magic Mike it's possible tatum.

Mila kunis is definitely near the top of the list for me to.

 

[Hypnautic]

Paul Walker or Josh Duhamel... tall skinny. LOL

I’m tall and skinny and can help fulfill your young Karate Kid fantasy if that helps!?!

Lol. But I do get the whole Ralph Macchio thing a lot..

 

[Magic Mike]

I have no clue either. But the way her and the other wives talk about magic Mike it's possible tatum.

Mila kunis is definitely near the top of the list for me to.

Facts!

 

[YeahYeah01]

Facts!

Should have tagged you lol.

 

[BONER]

Mila Kunis Lol. My 2 year old Son's got bigger tits.......

 

[YeahYeah01]

Mila Kunis Lol. My 2 year old Son's got bigger tits.......

Some times it just doesn't matter. Those eyes are no joke. No one here would kick her out of bed

 

[BONER]

Some times it just doesn't matter. Those eyes are no joke. No one here would kick her out of bed

I thought we were talking a once in a lifetime deal, not a run of the mill circus midget with good eyes and a flat chest. I mean, cmon.

Simple question, can you bang or squeeze / feel her eyes??

 

[YeahYeah01]

I thought we were talking a once in a lifetime deal, not a run of the mill circus midget with good eyes and a flat chest. I mean, cmon.

Simple question, can you bang or squeeze / feel her eyes??

Lol maybe I'm wrong. But I'm this case I don't want to right. To each is own

 

[Rajobigguy]

Pretty much anyone with more money than me that would put up with her shit but it wouldn't be temp. There is no one richer or poorer than me that would put up with her shit so I guess I'm stuck with her.

 

[Bullet28]

Back in the day when Dennis Eckersley played for the Oakland A’s, I was a goner.

 

[wishiknew]

Wtf is balloon knot ???

You will have to become Hallett Man to find out

 

[Melloyellovector]

Anyone with money

How much money we talking?

 

[JD D05]

How much money we talking?

Not sure yet lol

 

[wash11]

She'd throw a leg over Cameron Diaz in a heartbeat.

 

[Rvrluvr]

Wtf is balloon knot ???

Same thing as a fart box

 

[FROGMAN524]

Chris Hemsworth


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[Activated]

Tom Brady...she calls him her boyfriend.

For the longest time mine was Jennifer Love Hewitt. Last time I saw her on TV, I thought maybe she got stung by a bee and was swollen all over.

 

[BONER]

Tom Brady...she calls him her boyfriend.

For the longest time mine was Jennifer Love Hewitt. Last time I saw her on TV, I thought maybe she got stung by a bee and was swollen all over.

I used to be a Fan too. Then I saw her in person, and she's smaller than Danica Patrick.

 

[Activated]

I used to be a Fan too. Then I saw her in person, and she's smaller than Danica Patrick.

Spinner?

 

[BONER]

Spinner?

Smaller. Lol

Like freaky small. I'm not against small but 90-100lbs is too small for me.

 

[lakemadness]

Our neighbor. I would too. She’s hot.

 

[JD D05]

Our neighbor. I would too. She’s hot.

If you let her know let the wife handle that lol

 

[jetboatperformance]

Me I still believe would be the choice , I must be doing something right 45 years this month , good midwest huge Catholic family girl loyal and patience

* Oh did I mention she loves guns and hot rods , shootem up movies and rock n roll too

 

[941Punk]

Trent Reznor.

 

[MissB]

I’m tall and skinny and can help fulfill your young Karate Kid fantasy if that helps!?!

Lol. But I do get the whole Ralph Macchio thing a lot..

Ha, nice, I always like the Karate Kid!

 

[MissB]

Paul passed away.

I know, there went my hopes and dreams.

 

[JD D05]

I know, there went my hopes and dreams.

That was a really sad deal. He seemed like a good dude.

 

[Ziggy]

For years it's been Brad Pitt but now she thinks Sam Heughan(Outlander) is the one.
.

 

[Magic Mike]

Yeah, my wife binge watches that Outlander bullshit for hours at a time...

 

[DoughBallin14]

Mines always saying she’s got Henry Cavil, for some reason i dont under stand and she really likes Zac Ertz. Ah i just tell her good luck

Balloon Knot

 

[Flying_Lavey]

Mines always saying she’s got Henry Cavil, for some reason i dont under stand and she really likes Zac Ertz. Ah i just tell her good luck [emoji1417]

[emoji23][emoji1419] Balloon Knot [emoji23]

It's the butt chin. I got a buddy with the same butt chin as Cavil.... He can get damn near whoever he wants.

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[Dan Lorenze]

It's all fun and games until your wife picks someone that doesn't look like you at all.. Then you're like, oh... Ok...

 

[Wheeler]

Ever see 2 girls 1 cup?

I don't get to the movies very often. What's the story line?

 

[crzy2bealive]

The guys from the show supernatural. I don't know their names.

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[Mandelon]

I think it is still Rob Lowe. 30 years later... LOL

Back when we were first dating, she was sick and couldn't go out with me. Told me she was laid up in bed. Fever, coughing, etc. She found out Rob Lowe was supposed to be on campus for some promotion gig. She hopped up outta bed and somehow managed to show up. LOL I bet she still would.

 

[RiverDave]

She would choose RiverDave.

Soooo... when we hanging out? . Tell Kelly I said what’s up..

 

[floatn turd]

I'd say any swing'n dick with a pulse.................... and a wallet.
She's a Tramp!