WHO'S WIFE IS A PETER PUFFER???

[drtywhat]

My wife just puffed my Peter :champagne:

 

[wsuwrhr]

This won't do well, I plead the 5th for fear of reprisal.

 

[drtywhat]

My wife doesn't partake in this forum. I am safe :thumbsup

 

[wsuwrhr]

My wife doesn't partake in this forum. I am safe :thumbsup

yea...you better hope so.

It isn't worth the risk.

 

[Josh909]

I'm at the point in my relationship where I have to barter for bj's. I was just having this discussion yesterday with my friend. He is also at that stage. The first five years, my wife was a talented pole smoker.

 

[drtywhat]

I'm at the point in my relationship where I have to barter for bj's. I was just having this discussion yesterday with my friend. He is also at that stage. The first five years, my wife was a talented pole smoker.

So your conversation with your wife goes like this? "honey I tell you what. I'll wash the floors if you puff my Peter" deal? Lol. I'll admit sometimes hats how it goes down at my house too. But today was a random drop your pants hurry the kids are watching a show

 

[wsuwrhr]

It is pretty sad when you have to barter.


I am lucky.

 

[TPC]

I've always married 3 holers.

 

[drtywhat]

I've always married 3 holers.

Ditto :thumbsup

 

[COCA COLA COWBOY]

I was taught at a young age to marry a submisive woman. I get my peter puffed when I tell her to. It's her job after all. If not I would just go elsewhere. Life is too short to have a wife determine my happieness. No offense to you pussies!

 

[DURAMAXYFZ]

I've always married 3 holers.

There is a reason you've married several times too... those are the crazy ones!!!

 

[ultra26shadow]

There is a reason you've married several times too... those are the crazy ones!!!

Lol

 

[AzGeo]

HEY, my floors and carpets are always clean ! Dusting and emptying the dishwasher adds up for EXTRA CREDIT (wink)

 

[Josh909]

Yea not like clean shit because she knows I'll fuck that kind of thing up. More like yo should fix those sprinklers in the back yard or the dog shit needs picking up. Yea I most certently didn't marry a submissive woman. She's hot and the line of guys lining up to insert their wennisus into her mouth would be quite long.



No offense to men that marry ugly women.....

 

[coolchange]

I sure didn't marry a submissive woman. When she tells me to drop 'em.
I DO IT !

 

[riverracerxxx]

I sure didn't marry a submissive woman. When she tells me to drop 'em.
I DO IT !

:thumbsup

 

[kiethco]

What happens when she screws you? A full page ad in the Times?:champagne::rotflmao:

 

[Paul65k]

WHO'S WIFE IS A PETER PUFFER??? :champagne:

Who's isn't.......and why are you still married.....Just asking

 

[speeddmn]

Didn't you guys know that the reason a woman is smiling when she walks down the isle is because she knows she has given her last blow job!!!

 

[Paul65k]

:lmao

Didn't you guys know that the reason a woman is smiling when she walks down the isle is because she knows she has given her last blow job!!!

 

[drtywhat]

Who's isn't.......and why are you still married.....Just asking

The bitch won't leave after 15 years of marriage and 2 kids. Guess I like her to much still

 

[Chipster27]

Didn't you guys know that the reason a woman is smiling when she walks down the isle is because she knows she has given her last blow job!!!

Clinically proven fact through hours of research and trials has proven that the number one cause for stopping blow jobs is: wedding cake.


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[BarryMac]

I've always married 3 holers.

You get to play "pick a hole night"?

 

[Instigator]

28 years later and my wife still digs it.:thumbsup
The best part is that she is REALLY GOOD at it Too
Just one of the reasons that we are still together.

 

[bonesfab]

After I said I do, she said she didn't have to any more...

 

[leibniz]

I used to know a guy who could puff his own Peter. Strangely, his name was Peter.

Let me tell you, the irony was unbearable.



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[Joker]

I used to know a guy who could puff his own Peter. Strangely, his name was Peter.

Let me tell you, the irony was unbearable.



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That must have been hard to watch.

 

[leibniz]

That must have been hard to watch.

Well, someone had to operate the video camera...




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[Paul65k]

I used to know a guy who could puff his own Peter. Strangely, his name was Peter.

Let me tell you, the irony was unbearable.



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So, while that would be unbelievably convenient.............it is just inherently wrong somehow

 

[Scott E]

28 years later and my wife still digs it.:thumbsup
The best part is that she is REALLY GOOD at it Too
Just one of the reasons that we are still together.

Be honest now, short of teeth, even the worst one is still pretty damn good...

 

[drtywhat]

So, while that would be unbelievably convenient.............it is just inherently wrong somehow

Did he spit, swallow or neither lmao:skull

 

[HighRoller]

28 years later and my wife still digs it.:thumbsup
The best part is that she is REALLY GOOD at it Too
Just one of the reasons that we are still together.

My wife is very talented at it...from what I can remember.

 

[djunkie]

Oh boy. This thread took a disastrous turn.


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[djunkie]

My wife is very talented at it...from what I can remember.

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[Joker]

Oh boy. This thread took a disastrous turn.


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+5

 

[Outnumbered]

Oh boy. This thread took a disastrous turn.


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X10

 

[milkmoney]

+5

does that mean you got 5 in ur marriage or you got 5 years worth??

 

[Joker]

does that mean you got 5 in ur marriage or you got 5 years worth??

- 2

 

[djunkie]

- 2

X2 LOL!!!


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[milkmoney]

- 2

:thumbsup now ur bein honest..

 

[HighRoller]

I used to know a guy who could puff his own Peter. Strangely, his name was Peter.

Let me tell you, the irony was unbearable.



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If this is not a TEXTBOOK example of threadcrapping...

P.S. If I could polish my own knob I'd never leave the house

 

[28Eliminator]

I guess I'm a lot luckier than most

 

[Josh909]

I was supposed to get a bj last night, free and clear. I got a fight instead. I find that to be more then coincidence......

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

If this is not a TEXTBOOK example of threadcrapping...

P.S. If I could polish my own knob I'd never leave the house

Dayum, even Ritchey would think this was gay.

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

I was supposed to get a bj last night, free and clear. I got a fight instead. I find that to be more then coincidence......

Yea, no teeth near your unit when they are mad. It's better to just bang at that point. Usually makes for a more interesting time.

 

[OCMerrill]

X10

Liar.

 

[Joker]

Liar.

> + 1

 

[Phebus]

If you have to talk about getting blowjobs, you're not getting enough blowjobs.

 

[RUNNINHOTRACING163.1]

I guess I'm a lot luckier than most

U & me both bro ,and if the wife's lips are still sore theres always the nanny :thumbsup:thumbsup












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[TITTIES AND BEER]

ya she woke me at 3am this moning :thumbsup