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73beast

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Now some important philosophical questions on life .......

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
 

Rajobigguy

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Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why do they call it the San Diego frwy when it doesn't go anywhere near San Diego?

Why do they say to only use mildew destroyer in a well ventilated area? If it was well ventilated the mildew wouldn't be there to begin with.

Why do people say "it's always in the last place you look" ? Of course it is, once you've found it why would you keep looking!!
 

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Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why do they call it the San Diego frwy when it doesn't go anywhere near San Diego?

Why do they say to only use mildew destroyer in a well ventilated area? If it was well ventilated the mildew wouldn't be there to begin with.

Why do people say "it's always in the last place you look" ? Of course it is, once you've found it why would you keep looking!!
" Why do they call it the San Diego frwy when it doesn't go anywhere near San Diego?" HUH ? How does it get from the TJ border to LA and NOT pass directly through San Diego --- you know it's still called the San Diego freeway down here in San Diego ??
 

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" Why do they call it the San Diego frwy when it doesn't go anywhere near San Diego?" HUH ? How does it get from the TJ border to LA and NOT pass directly through San Diego --- you know it's still called the San Diehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstate_405_%28California%29#/map/0go freeway down here in San Diego ??
The 405 frwy, typically referred to as the San Diego frwy, ends long before it gets to San Diego. You need to to pick-up some other route to continue S.
 

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Now some important philosophical questions on life .......

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
More Smokers than sickies! .... Or more profit in smoke
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Diet Coke goes down faster! Regular gives hiccups
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
They're racist! Most them pens are black also!
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
Insurance!
EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
I don't sweat it!
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Running that stick in and out the tube a few times tingles a memory!
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
They don't know how to spell it correctly! .. Psychotic reader tell you future!
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Cuz nobody knows the Fuk'n difference!
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Because you are! Geeeeze!
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Cuz what you got at home needs to finish before you get there!
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
The packers can't get off their chairs to catch the critters!
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Same reason he didn't to all of the other Blood Suckers!
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
It's the comforting thought that counts!
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
There's already enough Black Bullshit going around for Fuk's sake!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Light coating of Gorilla glue hairspray!
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Because those doing the Ol lady or man next door are apart at certain times of the day or night!
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
A lot of Dead weight hangs out there!
 

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Why not?

I had a psychology teacher tell us a story about why. He said in college he had an instructor that always said "WHY". When it was time to take his final exam the only thing that was written on the test was WHY, He wrote "Why Not". He was the only student to get an A on the test.

He also used to pour whiskey in his coffee from under his desk...I liked the guy.
 

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Now some important philosophical questions on life .......

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
There is no money in a cure, but the treatment. Need more to treat.

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
The taste.

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Its easier to go in and out of all day long.

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
Cars are easier to lock up than our junk.

EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Its due to the Melanin in our skin and hair

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
When they open there mouth there eyes spread wider

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Because they are liars.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Because of the acid in lemons.

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Its from the French word "broceur" which stands for "small trader"

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Because everyone is rushing to get somewhere at the same time of day.

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Cat don't kill mouses for the flavor its the chase they like.

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Thats a good question

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Department of Health Services guidelines require it.

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
The plane would be to heavy.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Because sheep's are not put in a dryer to dry off.

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
It came from the French word "appartement" and the Italian word "Appartimento" both of which stand for " a separate place"

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
The word Terminal stand for end point. The end point of the Terminal is your plane.
Allot of these are easy questions some are very interesting.


Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
There is no money in a cure, but the treatment. Need more to treat.

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
The taste.

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Its easier to go in and out of all day long.

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
Cars are easier to lock up than our junk.

EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Its due to the Melanin in our skin and hair

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
When they open there mouth there eyes spread wider

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Because they are liars.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Because of the acid in lemons.

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Its from the French word "broceur" which stands for "small trader"

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Because everyone is rushing to get somewhere at the same time of day.

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Cat don't kill mouse's for the flavor its the chase they like.

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
That's a good question

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Department of Health Services guidelines require it.

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
The plane would be too heavy.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Because sheep's are not put in a dryer to dry off.

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
It came from the French word "appartement" and the Italian word "Appartimento" both of which stand for " a separate place"

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
The word Terminal stand for end point. The end point of the Terminal is your plane.
 

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Exactly. The 5 (which in my neck of the woods is referred to as the Santa Anna) should be called the San Diego. The 405 could be called the Lake forest or something
Yup you're right, thread is not "What is" but Why -- and why is 405 referred to as that and not the 5 --- I dunno, back in the day and I'm sure you'll recall, we did refer to freeways by name, like Newport Freeway, now the names are so conflicted it's all numbers. We've got freeway sections with people names, who's going to remember that shit ??
 

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Why Is Your Stuff "Shit' and My Shit "Stuff?"

GC...... rip
 

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For all the electricians up in here. I know it's the steel core.... So why doesn't a transformer fault phase to ground or phase to phase? It literally should on either side but yet the steel core says ha! Not today! Or it does and we lineman get called out. But seriously WTF!?
 

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Why did i eat a entire bag of pistachios today and sit to read this
 
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