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  1. WhatExit?

    WhatExit? Well-Known Member

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    That frigging Panda Express commercial with Country music sung in Chinese makes my stomach churn every time. Sum ting Wong
     
  2. The Prisoner

    The Prisoner Well-Known Member

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    Worst commercial of all time is the Cars For Kids one on the radio. That fucking jingle goes up my tailpipe.:p
     
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    Those stupid ass Chevy commercials with the study group of people. However I do like the parody ones, those are funny as shit.
     
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    Shrub Lurker Well-Known Member

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    "I wanna go real face" says the hot blond in the CAMARO
     
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    Most annoying: Any STD meds or birth control...that come on when my kids are watching cartoons! Some jackhole at Nickelodeon doesn't have kids:confused:
     
  6. RogerThat99

    RogerThat99 Parker Is Now OPEN

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    That is the 100% truth. Damned annoying.

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  7. The Prisoner

    The Prisoner Well-Known Member

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    I forgot which channel it is but it always is when I'm eating some girl is shaving her armpit......fuck you and whatever shaver it is you're trying to sell.:mad: I think it's FETV.
     
  8. RogerThat99

    RogerThat99 Parker Is Now OPEN

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    Those parodies are awesome.

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  9. The Prisoner

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    Yeah....Not only that they play it so often they could give the advertising budget to the kids and the little bastards would have all the money they need!!:p Same thing with GEICO....a whole lot less commercials and maybe we could save 30 per cent!!:D
     
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    The Prisoner Well-Known Member

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    C7D86BCF-6D60-495F-B8D2-8E6971D177F3.jpeg Another one as I was typing popped up. We know a thing or 2 because we’ve seen a thing or 2.
     
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    monkeyswrench Well-Known Member

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    F'rs, now I have the cars for kids thing stuck in my head!
     
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    Sorry.:D Donate your car todayYYYYYYYY:p
     
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  13. napanutt

    napanutt Connoisseur

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    :D:D:p


     
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    napanutt Connoisseur

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    Fun Times Super Moderator

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    Lol, Had to read this post twice to understand it. :D
     
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    I guess having some guy explaining his choice of catheters goes smoothly with this crowd. :eek:
     
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    The Prisoner Well-Known Member

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    Forgot a comma me thinks. :p
     
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    Essexive G's Well-Known Member

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    Ziggy SlumLord

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    Oh yeah! :D:D
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    Sooooo done with the Sonic commercials.
     
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  21. RitcheyRch

    RitcheyRch Currently Boat-Less

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    I cannot stand all the tort lawyer commercials. If you have used roundup and developed a rash you may be entitled to a cash settlement.
     
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    I hate that bitch with the “ she shed”.
     
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    Pretty funny and just saw this one.....Young kid is standing on step talking to his girl when her mom walks out and see his dockers got a bulge. Grabs her daughter and storms inside.

    Commercial is about some kinda wrinkle free product.
     
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    Funny because it is so true!!!
     
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    musicFunsun I Love BoBo!!!

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    That Panda commercial is annoyingly disturbing :D. And now that Kars for Kids is stuck in my head!!:eek:
    But what really pisses me off are the ones telling parents to talk, read & sing to their kids :mad: WTF, if you need to be told to do that........:confused:
     
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    Not a commercial but always thought this was funny as hell.

     
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    95% of Commercials: White male’ s role = stupid dumb-ass subordinate.

    When ever there are roles where there is right and wrong, smart and dumb, manger and subordinate, knowing and unknowing.
     
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    tostark Liquid Equity

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    The All State commercial where they say "What?" to each other 100x!
     
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    That one and the the commercials from those JG Wentworth thieves. They get stuck in your head and drive you crazy.
     
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    These over the years have to be a complete waste of ad money for Sonic
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    I wanna straggle that dipshit riding shotgun.....Grating as fingernails on a chalkboard
     
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    spectra3279 Vaginamoney broke

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    I tried to donate one of my old saabs to them. It didnt have an engine or trans and I told them. They said yes we will take it. The wrecker guy shows up and says hell no I ain't taking it.

    Car was pretty nice inside and out, just no motor or trans.

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    Funny thing is some idiot comes up with the stupid idea for a commercial and then some higher idiot say ok.
     
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    spectra3279 Vaginamoney broke

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    I like sonic. But their commercials make me not want to go there.

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  35. Jed-O

    Jed-O Shitter was full!

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    I can't believe none of you have mentioned the Weiner schnitzel commercials! Those fuckers are on some serious drugs!
    How about that annoying Volvo commercial that features the opera singer.
     
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    All advertising period, can't get away from it.
     
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    Honda Random Acts of Kindness …. on the radio constantly, now I realize its a nice thing but the re-enactments are so lame I just can't listen to em anymore
     
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    I hate those. The only one that seemed true to the brand was the one where some lady had a baby in her Honda, so Honda paid for a new seat.
     
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    was thatguy living in a cage of fear

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    I kind of like those.
     
  40. was thatguy

    was thatguy living in a cage of fear

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    Amen to that!!

    If I was married to that I’d light myself on fire.
     
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    Wife pointed out to me how many commercials have interracial couples. Really black chick with a super white nerdy guy, etc. now that she pointed that out i notice it in what seems like every 3rd commercial. (And no we aren’t racist!).
     
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    pronstar President, Dallas Chapter

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    If you remember the commercial and the company, then it did it’s job and generally wouldn’t be considered “bad” by the advertiser


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    That and same sex couples now.
     
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    The Burger King "King" kinda creeps me out.
     
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    Pretty much any commercial that screeches at me.
    Right now this one can't get muted fast enough when it comes on.
    The knock kneed chick rubs herself like she's having an orgasm and the black one screeches.
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    This is the worst !
     
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    was thatguy living in a cage of fear

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    I’ve noticed more that gay couples are featured more than ever.
     
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    We were just talking about this one last night with friends. Damn I dislike that add and the phucking thing must be a major sponsor of my weekday morning show of Varney!! Every 15 minutes sheesh!!!
     
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    I do LIKE the Subaru commercials with the dogs driving.
     
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    was thatguy living in a cage of fear

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    Yeah that was jarring at first.
    But then I read about how it was sort of genius because the character can never die or be switched, think “where's the beef”. That ended with the death of the lady.

    Anyone can wear the costume. and it’s disproportionate and inanimate on purpose.
     

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