Yet one more thing my wife wouldn't consider doing

[Danger Dave]

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/passenger-guilty-lewd-behavior-united-airlines

 

[Runs2rch]

That is one creepy looking mofo. Probably jerking to some hottie across the aisle.

 

[beaverretriever]

Would this be called Hijacking?

 

[RitcheyRch]

One way to try and join the mile high club

 

[Mandelon]

One more thing my wife wouldn't do. LMAO!!!

 

[SOCALCRICKETT]

Atleast she is always there with a helping hand

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[Backlash]

If that's what he looks like, imagine what his wife looks like!

 

[4Waters]

I half expected the Hijacker to be Grads.

 

[LazyLavey]

Solo mile high club...

What was his request when the snack cart came by?

 

[OLDRAAT]

I figured the penalty would have been "stiffer".

 

[selfmade]

Solo mile high club...

What was his request when the snack cart came by?

Extra napkins please

 

[Rondog4405]

Solid woman right there

 

[floatn turd]

Best line of the story:

"Gonzalez's wife, who was also on the flight, said she was aware of her husband’s actions and admitted to police she “played with it” as well"


Well done Sir
Well done!!



FT

 

[DrunkenSailor]

How would you look after getting up too early, having to go through security, being crammed on a plane, masturbating for 30 minutes, with some asshole watching, your wife rolling her eyes as she "plays with it", the cloud outside the plane offers more friction, and in the end you dont cum, and end up getting arrested for your trouble. At least thats what i see when i look at this picture

 

[milkmoney]

How would you look after getting up too early, having to go through security, being crammed on a plane, masturbating for 30 minutes, with some asshole watching, your wife rolling her eyes as she "plays with it", the cloud outside the plane offers more friction, and in the end you dont cum, and end up getting arrested for your trouble. At least thats what i see when i look at this picture

That's a lot of thought

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[DrunkenSailor]

That's a lot of thought

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Im still drunk from yesterday...

 

[milkmoney]

Im still drunk from yesterday...

Atta boy [emoji106]

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[Old Texan]

I will never ask for a blanket on a plane again.......They need to burn all blankets and towel on the flight!!!!!

Creepy lookin' MoFo